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[hemocidal]

[oh hey looks its your favorite horrifying clown! Everyone remembers this harmless motherfucker right? Well, everything appears normal, except for the massive amount of horns he appears to be sitting in. They honk occasionally when he moves]

What the fuck up, my brothers and bitches, how the fuck you doin'?

Everyone be chill? Aight, cool. We can be

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[stapletrauma]

[What is he sitting on-]

[stapletrauma]

[What is... that...]

[stapletrauma]

What kind of pie is that... ?

[hemocidal]

This pie be made of pure straight up miracles, man.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Oh my godddddddd, are you seriously offering sopor slime to every8ody here?
It proooooooo8a8ly doesn't even have the same effect on humans.

[hemocidal]

WeLl I gUeSs I dOn'T rEaLlY gOt MuCh ElSe :o(
Uh Oh ShIt
WhAt'S iT dO tO sTaR mOnKeYs?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

How should I know????????
It's not like I've fed it to any of them 8efore.
8uuuuuuuut, they are different from us. It might 8reak their delic8 thinkpans.

[hemocidal]

OoOoH sHiT i DoN't ReAlLy WaNnA bE bReAkIn AnYtHiNg ElSe
YoU tHiNk ThEiR sPoNgEs CaN bE AlL hAnDlInG tHe WiCkEd ElIxIr?

[valentineluke]

What other things do you enjoy doing besides 'cooking'?

[hemocidal]

[DEEP

THOUGHT.]

Oh man, bro, I guess I be all getting my like on for lots of shit. Dropping dope rhymes, chillin' in the horn pile, getting my motherfucking capricious gambol on, you know? Other stuff too, ain't just that. What kinda shit you like, bro?

[valentineluke]

'Bro'; been some time since that name was used in direct regards to me.

[hemocidal]

You ain't a bro? Uh, shit, just drop a brother a motherfucking name here, so I don't get this shit wrong again. You pink fuckers sometimes hard to be keepin' a name pinned to and all.

[umathematic]

... in what fucking universe is that related to a pie.

[hemocidal]

[looks at gokudera

looks at pie

looks at gokudera

looks at pie

looks at gokudera

looks at pie.]

Uuuuh, probably mine, bro? Honk.

[umathematic]

Did you sneeze on it before you baked it?

[hemocidal]

Don't think so, man. You don't want this one I can make you a motherfucking new one though.

[heliolatrous]

That doesn't look good at all!

[hemocidal]

Tastes fuckin' delicious though, my brother. Don't be all judging gooey insides by motherfucking meaty covers and shit, right?

[heliolatrous]

Is it supposed to be green...?

[hemocidal]

Yeah, this nasty business always be motherfuckin' green.

Would be pretty fucking sweet if you could make it different colors though. Like a whole rainbow of motherfucking pie.