Awesome thing #1: I'm clean in the sense of not carrying any potentially health threatening STDs. I was 99% sure I would be anyway, but better safe than sorry. Now that I know I haven't got HIV, I can rejoice and relax only to keep going with my previous reckless sexual habits, apparently in the hopes of actually contracting the disease next time I ( Read more... )

I don't know if there's something really wrong or if he's just trying to get out of this, but either way, I'm going to find out.

And if it's the latter, I'm going to pissed off.

It seems like I spend most of my time worried about someone else or doing something for someone else. I guess that means I'm growing up.

Lovely.

Teleporting elevators.

Teleporting fucking elevators.

( Read more... )

This morning, I had a white dog.

Now I have a green dog.

The dog doesn't seem to care either way. One of the nice things about being a dog, I guess.

Of course, I'm still going to try and get it out. I don't know whether or not dye can do any damage to dogs, but better safe than sorry.

My first month teaching has been enlightening. But not in the fun way. Karma's a bitch.

I think I need to get really, really drunk.

Funny. I don't remember the teacher's lounge having a door that swings forward and hits you when you open it.

Here's my survey:

( I have done 86 out of these 158 things )

Hi, kids! I'm student-teaching for Sesshoumaru. He's the student, and I'm teaching him how to... teach. Because he's made it soundly evident he doesn't know, if you ask me.

I'm sure some of you remember me from when I used to go here. Two years ago. Or at least, you fucking better ( Read more... )