everyone on this thing is so fucking depressed it makes me sick. you all need to dry your whining eyes, shut the fuck up and have sex. Sex makes the world go 'round and I'm damn willing to bet you'll be just fine after you beat a few cheeks. so...- happy fuckin.

cheers,
michael.

break it down!

hm..what to say. well, co-constructed a website, played soccer, visited notre dame for soccer recruiting, met a real german girl who i am now pen-pals with(cute)and slept alot- THATS what i've been up to.

WWW.THEESKIMO.COM

please, go there. share your thoughts on the message board. I'll love you forever.

cheers,
michael

So I took my inagural venture to the strip club this weekend, and well, I feel accomplished. First of all A stripper took a dollar bill off my face with her enormous love pillows and another one with her ass. Then, as if not satisfactory of a time, my friend got me a lap dance from a bomb ass lookin woman. It was awesome, childhood fantasies came ( Read more... )

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ok, so Xmas went really well ( Read more... )

ok so another win for Highland. we're on a 5 game streak so hell yeh. got another goal tonight, hooked up from curtis ( Read more... )

haha so, i was looking through LJ's and this was someones icon. This has got to be the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life- by far. Mad props to whoever made it.


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I am the master in espionage. are these your panties?

sweet.

cheers,
michael danger texeira