Comments | herbology_dork: on girls and my stupidity

herbology_dork

on girls and my stupidity

Jul 04, 2006 21:32

so i am officially an idiot ( Read more... )

Comments 58

waitingfortom July 5 2006, 05:17:20 UTC

Neville, don't say that. Of course you're good enough, and of course that isn't what women want. They're both randy and it's gross but that's not what all people are like.

I really really don't think that's your only chance at happiness, okay?

It's not like nobody else is interested in you.

lookscomefirst July 5 2006, 05:34:08 UTC

EXCUSE ME?

herbology_dork July 5 2006, 05:48:57 UTC

well, Ron is that way, yes. but you can't lump Pav in with him. she is a nice girl, just flirty is all. certainly not gross.

i hope you are right. sometimes i just don't know. how am i ever going to find a girl who will like me for who i am and actually want to be with me?

as far as i can tell it is like that. i'm just not boyfriend material, i guess. i'm a nerd, not a stud.

waitingfortom July 5 2006, 05:51:56 UTC

She's not gross but she's not selective. Look at how she drooled over Goyle!

And trust me, Neville, I'm right about the last stuff. There's someone who really, really likes you just as you are and would be thrilled to be with you.

Some people like the nerds.

Thread 17

lookscomefirst July 5 2006, 05:25:59 UTC

Neville you didn't throw me into his arms! I'm not interested in having anything with Ron and the whole thing was just a moment of insanity on my part!
I still like you Neville, I think you're an intelligent kind boy with a wonderful clear aura which is something Ron will never have.

herbology_dork July 5 2006, 05:55:19 UTC

momentary insanity is a good name for it, i suppose.

um, thank you. i don't really know what a clear aura is, but it sounds good.

lookscomefirst July 5 2006, 06:00:55 UTC

A clear aura means that you are untainted by the evils of the world and you shun cruelty.
You are also the High Prietess in the tarot which means you are rich and yet generous to everyone who knows you, a truly noble soul.

spidersmustdie July 5 2006, 13:34:24 UTC

It wasn't a moment of insanity! It was a moment of brilliance!

If you let me try again, I think I figured out how to make it be longer than a moment!

Thread 6

paparazzi_colin July 5 2006, 05:32:43 UTC

WHOOOO BOOYYYY!!!!
Well it's nice to know that the rod up your butt has finally removed the rod up it's butt and you're actually confessing things!!!
Neville honestly I dont think Parvati tried to hook up with Ron to hurt you or because she thinks any less of you.
I mean she actually made Ron try to track you down in order to make sure you didn't have any feelings for you!! she wanted to make sure she wasn't hurting you before she did anything!!
The girl is crazy about you and any idiot can see that and I think the whole Ron thing was temporary insanity on her part.

herbology_dork July 5 2006, 05:45:47 UTC

i know she didn't do it to hurt me! i just am glad she isn't going to do anything she might regret in the future because she is frustrated with me or the situation or whatever. it was very honourable that she and ron tried to find me to make sure i wouldn't be hurt. and truthfully, i had no right to be hurt by it, it's not as though i made any effort to pursue her. i lost my chance.

i don't have any rods, thank you very much.

yes, temporary insanity works. you honestly think she is crazy about me?

paparazzi_colin July 5 2006, 05:50:26 UTC

NEVILLE DUDE!
YOU HAVE NOT LOST YOUR CHANCE!!
She said you have a perfect aura and in Parvati speak that means " Marry me now and make sweet hot love to me everyday"
I mean you know how chicks are!!!

herbology_dork July 5 2006, 05:53:31 UTC

AGH!

NO, NO I DO NOT KNOW HOW CHICKS ARE! I NEED HELP!

Thread 29

potter_mouth July 5 2006, 05:48:10 UTC

NO, NEVILLE, I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY STUPID. SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT PEOPLE TEND TO CONSIDER ME COMPLETELY THICK AND I NOTICE GIRLS SHOWING INTEREST IN YOU. I'VE EVEN ON OCCASION NOTICED A BOY SHOWING INTEREST IN YOU (AND IT WAS NOT ME, TO DEFLECT ANY JOKES. HA HA, SUCKERS). YOUR HUMILITY KEEPS COCKBLOCKING YOU.

herbology_dork July 5 2006, 05:52:39 UTC

are you serious? WELL THANKS, WHY DON'T YOU EVER POINT THEM OUT TO ME?

er, not the boys though. i'm not into that. unless you want to make out again, you big stud. (ugh, i can't believe i just said that, even as a joke!)

my humility...? you are strange, Harry Potter, but perhaps you speak the truth. (albeit loudly)

potter_mouth July 5 2006, 05:54:44 UTC

SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO. IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS SOMETIMES, LIKE GOING, 'LOOK NEVILLE, MAGIC WANDS! DID YOU KNOW HOGWARTS IS A SCHOOL FOR MAGIC? GEE!'

JUST TELL ME THE TIME AND THE PLACE, NEVILLE, AND WE'LL MAKE OUT ALL DAY.

spidersmustdie July 5 2006, 17:20:49 UTC

Is cockblocking the gay version of what Ginny keeps trying to do to me? Knockerblocking?

Thread 5

hufflepuff4life July 5 2006, 17:19:32 UTC

Now, Neville.

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

Looks like you could have your pick of a couple at the moment, actually. Show a little confidence!