Comments | herbology_dork: To appease my fans....

herbology_dork

To appease my fans....

Mar 23, 2005 22:43

Here is the latest picture of me from the Neville Longbottom Fanclub Convention in London. I'm signing autographs, of course.

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My Bat! slytherinthingy March 24 2005, 13:52:03 UTC

Get a life, "The Boy Who Lived Large and Stupidly!"!!!

All you are good at is running away and signing your name! You'll never truly defeat the Dark Lord Over the Universe and Its Principalities! NEVER!!! He's Headmaster!

Don't you see??

Re: My Bat! herbology_dork March 24 2005, 16:21:19 UTC

Why don't you go not have sex or drink or do drugs somewhere else, hmmm? Maybe smash your own toe with your little bat?

The thing is, he's only headmaster because he trapped Dumbledore, the RIGHTFUL headmaster. It's all politics, really.

Re: My Bat! reallyquiteevil March 24 2005, 22:51:04 UTC

Yes, and this means I won!

I won!

For the love of me, let me find you so I can kill you already.

Re: My Bat! herbology_dork March 25 2005, 08:46:50 UTC

you did not win! See this scar on my freaking forehead? IT MEANS I BEAT YOU WHEN I WAS JUST A WEE BABY! Who cares if you then turned to politics and took over the school without using the magical powers I drained you of, I still DEFEATED YOU WHILE I WAS STILL POOING IN A NAPPY! Hah, total BURN!

You great stupid bastard. You're so dumb that if you saw a sign saying "wet floor" you'd piss on the parquet!

No I'll never let you kill me, I'll kill you first! You just wait! I'm a cookin' something up....

girlpowerkthx March 24 2005, 15:07:27 UTC

Oh, darling.

Meet you by the kitchens around dinner if you still fancy a snog?

herbology_dork March 24 2005, 16:23:02 UTC

Oh you KNOW I will be there! I always fancy a snog from you!
I'll let my bodyguards know in advance so they don't try to attack you again, hot stuff.

vacuousbeefcake March 25 2005, 20:02:05 UTC

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

YOU HAVE TO... GIVE ME... AN AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!

I WOULD DIE FOR YOU, MR. LONGBOTTOM! I AM YOUR BIGGEST... FAN... EVER!!!!

I LOVE YOU, NEVILLE! MAKE ME WHOLE AGAIN WITH YOUR BIG, THICK AUTOGRAPH, YOU SEXY BEAST!

herbology_dork March 25 2005, 20:06:11 UTC

ah, nice to see you again, Gildy. I'd be glad to send you another autograph.

No need to die for me. However, do you think you could convince Prof. Malfoy to stop assigning me to kill Muggles? I refuse to do it, and therefore my marks are suffering. Thanks, that'd be swell.

vacuousbeefcake March 25 2005, 20:18:20 UTC

OH THANK YOU, NEVILLE!

I WILL SPEAK TO PROFESSOR MALFOY RIGHT AWAY! I AM SURE THAT, IF I GROVEL ENOUGH, HE WILL ASSIGN YOU TO KILL PESKY FLAMING FANBOYS INSTEAD!!!