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just because there has been some speculation recently, i'd like to make it quite clear to the world that i am, in fact, heterosexual. i like girls. it's not my fault none of them yet have liked me back ( Read more... )

does anybody have any mouthwash or anything?? can i scourgify my lips?

at least he's alive. that's all that really matters, right? it's not as though i'd ever save the world, we need Harry alive. but mouthwash would be nice right about now.

so Professor Sprout asked me to look after the greenhouses while she is away somewhere in the desert of the western United States to see a man burn. (i think that's what she said? burnt man?) i don't know why it would take a week for a man to burn, or why she only took a floppy hat and a large tub of body glitter, but she flooed over several days ( Read more... )

happy birthday to me.

thanks for the lovely book, Ginny.

while i would like to be spending the next few days catching up with my newly de-evilled best friend, instead i am forced to take up the entire weekend with copious assignments for lessons such as "Dark curses- huh, goodgawd! what are they good for? absolutely nuthin'!" thanks so very much, summer school ( Read more... )

summer school is rather unpleasant so far. i don't fancy crisps terribly, why couldn't we have a proper welcome feast? and did anyone else notice that the ceiling in the Great Hall is cracked? is that why they have the sky-glammer spell there ( Read more... )

this has been a bad end of term. first, before i was able to finish my final essay, i sneezed on my history of magic book just after taking a pepper-up potion to keep me awake, causing the book to burst into flames (though luckily i could borrow Hermione's because her essay was finished ages ago). then i melted my cauldron during my potions exam. i ( Read more... )

er, i wrote a story for the contest, but then realised it was utter crap. i certainly never claimed to be a good writer. but here it is anyway:
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