augh, so many assignments, i can't keep up! i love deadlines, especially the swooshing sounds they make as they fly by. at least we haven't had any potions or sex-ed or DADA to do lately, as professors Snape and Lupin (or Snoopy and Loopy, as some of my classmates have been referring to them lately) are too busy doing whatever newlyweds do to even ( Read more... )

Well, this weekend was rather lame. I went clubbing to all the absolute hottest new spots, but I went alone (with Butler and my entourage of course, but without other companions) because CERTAIN people are being wankers and making shit up about me stealing things from them, and even insinuating other things just because I QUOTED WITCH WEEKLY AT ( Read more... )

So I thought I would share my day for you all to enjoy, it went something like this:

I woke up around 9:30, safe and sound in my lovely penthouse flat [Attorney's note- this domicile is unplottable, secret-kept, and highly secured. Do not attempt to find it. If you come too close and appear suspicious, Mr. Longbottom and Longbottom Corp. accept no ( Read more... )

Here is the latest picture of me from the Neville Longbottom Fanclub Convention in London. I'm signing autographs, of course.

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what a horrid weekend. one so-called "friend" spreads false rumors about me insinuating that i am having a secret gay affair when all i'm trying to do is HELP A FRIEND. the very act of helping that friend seems to have backfired on us both, creating the exact opposite effect we hoped it would have. my friend and dorm mate is completely furious with ( Read more... )

( worst. ball. ever. )

ah, things seem to be going well lately! i (might) have a date to the Yule ball with my best friend, people are beginning to recover from The Gay, and everyone in general seems happy! (well, excepting Harry, of course, who is angry as ever, and Cho who never stops weeping ( Read more... )

i'll certainly agree with Harry, all these precautions against the Gay do get a bit overwhelming. i mean, triplicate scourgifying of every toilet i sit on and every glass i drink from, wards to keep Gay-afflicted roommates from sneaking in to my bed at night (just as a precaution, not that any of them would be attracted to me anyway, at least i ( Read more... )

last night while soaking in a Dumbledore-prescribed bath, i reflected on several recent events. the conclusion i came to is that there is too much hate and violence in this world, and i want no part in it. i feel extremely ashamed about some of my comments lately, and i know i have to work more to control my temper. also that no one deserves to be ( Read more... )

well, if everyone else is posting pictures of their costumes, i suppose i will have to post a photo of my own. my apologies to Lisa for posting photos on my journal yet again.

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