To appease my fans....

[herbology_dork]

Here is the latest picture of me from the Neville Longbottom Fanclub Convention in London. I'm signing autographs, of course.

Comments

[purebloodyay]

I do hope you will find time to complete your essay on the uses of water as a tool of mental degradation, Mr Longbottom. Your fame does not excuse failure and I expect five scrolls on my desk Friday morning.

[herbology_dork]

I would never dream of using my status to avoid doing work! However I must remind you that I am a pureblood, and thus subject to only one scroll of work. It is a fascinating subject though, and I will be glad to write you a thorough scroll by Monday!

[purebloodyay]

And I am your Professor, Mr Longbottom. Five scrolls. Friday morning.

[herbology_dork]

Well damn, there goes my weekend.

[paparazzi_colin]

You fucking conformist pig.
You disgust me.

[herbology_dork]

Yes, well the feeling is indeed mutual.

[abbotts_habits]

Oh Neville!! I will SO try to be there! I STILL haven't got the photos from your latest shoot signed!

[herbology_dork]

Aw, babe, you know you never have to join the rabble at the conventions, I'll do a private signing for you any time you want!

[terryclothrags]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?

[deanosovirtuoso]

Get me a "Proud to Be Jamaican" shirt while you're there, dude. I owe you one.

[herbology_dork]

Hey, no problem, mon! I'll look for one for sure. And if i can't find one in NY, I'll pick one up for you next time I'm actually in Jamaica, likely some time this summer.

[deanosovirtuoso]

You be goin' to Jamaica? Wow, man, you be lucky! They be havin' great fruit there! The pineapple be the sweetest!

Thanks, brother- you can sign it, if you like.