--1 [voice]

[heregoesnomercy]

Test 1, 2, I know this thing has a mic... Okay, all right, here we go. *clears throat*

People of--what’s this place called, again?--Econtra! I don’t know how you people are with the whole 'evil villain' thing around here, but with this many people, there are bound to be a couple. But, anyway, BEHOLD the NEW face of evil! ...Um, I mean, mine.

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[Voice] Gasp and Shock!

[pastaintthrough]

DOCTOR HORRIBLE!

MY ARCH NEMESIS!

[Voice] Oh no you didn't. :|

[heregoesnomercy]

...What? No, no, absolutely not, how many times do I have to tell you people? (...Whoever 'you people' are.) You. Are not. My nemesis. Nevermind arch nemesis, you're not a nemesis. Did Johnny Snow put you up to this?

[Voice] LOLing

[pastaintthrough]

Dude. Learn to take a joke.

By the way, what the hell kind of villain name is Doctor Horrible? You have a PHD in horribleness?

C'mon. Even The Murder Magician was more clever than that. He had a murderbot, not some stupid PHD in shit no one cares about.

[Voice] Unamused Billy is Unamused

[heregoesnomercy]

Dude? Not cool. Seriously, I get like ten e-mails a day from this jerk who keeps saying I'm totally his arch-nemesis when, BTW, totally not.

I said I was working on the catchphrase! It's...a work in process. But the name is fine. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the name.

[to_her_yang]

Why would you want to look/be evil?

[heregoesnomercy]

Because! That's what I do.

[to_her_yang]

Well, to each their own I guess.

[heregoesnomercy]

Exactly.

[heregoesnomercy]

Using household products and the chemicals therein to create a weapon, thus making every person living in a household a potential terrorist.

[heregoesnomercy]

Do you now? I'd be interested to know just how. And thank god, finally someone who isn't out to tell me that I'm being ridiculous, because that's getting old really fast.

[thingsgo_boom]

....You sound pathetic.

[heregoesnomercy]

Oh really. And I suppose you don't?

...Wait, damn it, I didn't just agree that I sounded pathetic, because I don't, really? But who's to say that you don't?

[thingsgo_boom]

Sounded like you just did.

As for me being pathetic? I doubt it. Unless you blow people up.

[heregoesnomercy]

What, like, blowing people up on purpose?

[heregoesnomercy]

Dude, I already covered that. I know, voice, not face, but I mean, it's the meaning behind it that counts, not the...literal bit.

[heregoesnomercy]

Well, I mean, I'm the new face of evil, so, I wouldn't be surprised if you'd never seen me before.

Um, the goggles, I guess? And, you know, the doctorial labcoat outfit.