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[herestothebard]

Oh come ON! Mistletoe, people, work with me! It should be illegal to slap a man under those circumstances. And my hand wasn't even THAT far down the bodice

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[mokomanjuu]

*drops down from above! Surprise meatbun smoochies, anyone?*

[herestothebard]

...

It's possible that I deserved that.

Entirely possible.

[mokomanjuu]

If you work hard at being a deserving person, you will attract lots of women just like Mokona!

[herestothebard]

For a white blob you are surprisingly perceptive.

[deadly_lance]

Sir, I'd advise you to stop doing such things. Otherwise, you might... get hurt. *turns her fingers into blades*

[herestothebard]

Your finger blades make a compelling point.

[deadly_lance]

I'm glad you've noticed that before doing something you might regret~

[herestothebard]

Hmmm? I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy admiring your enormously firm breasts.

Clearly the Bard lacks the proper self-preservation skills to exist in this world. This is probably the best news I've heard all day.

[explosion_array]

*grumbling, not paying attention*

[explosion_array]

Oh, hey, Bard.

[herestothebard]

Hello to you too.

*kiss*

[explosion_array]