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[herestothebard]

Well, that went considerably worse than expected. A fine thanks I get, considering how much thought and consideration I put into that gift.

Well, that aside, let's take care of some unfinished business, shall we?.

*plays a melody on his lute and summons the Mercenary, a large sweaty guy with an axe.*

READY TO SCRAP!

Yes yes, go find the little white-

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[trashcanking]

...Bard?

Ooh, so you're my new roomie. Eh, or, I'm yours, is probably more accurate.

[herestothebard]

Roommate eh? Can't say I've ever been fond of the concept.

Well, settle in I guess, not much I can do about it. I'll probably be moving into the coliseum once I can make it habitable.

[trashcanking]

Not much for the warm welcome, huh?

No complaints here, though, it's freezing out, I just want to get inside.

Coliseum...?

[herestothebard]

Sorry, I reserve all my warmth for the fairer sex.

The Coliseum's where I... work, I guess. Actually just finished up this weekend's shows not too long ago, which is why I'm back here. We run fights and shows every weekend, it's starting to draw a nice crowd and it's making me lots of money for very little work, so I can't complain.

[explosion_array]

... I gotta admit. That was pretty cool.

[herestothebard]

I'm still on my death bed (no thanks to you). I need someone else to do my dirty work for me.