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[herestothebard]

Say what you will about murder, but it does provide any number of opportunities to make an ample profit. Anyone else feeling particularly unsafe is welcome to hire the services of my rather specialized mercenaries. Depending on the case I may even be willing to provide a group discount

Comments

[noblesinner]

Somehow I've got a bad feeling about this..

Are you talking about me?

[herestothebard]

Ah yes, there you are. Have a seat my good lad. How are you feeling?

Be afraid, Chrono. Be VERY afraid.

[noblesinner]

Now I really have a bad feeling about this.

Better, thanks.

Re: Be afraid, Chrono. Be VERY afraid.

[herestothebard]

Excellent, excellent. Now then, let's discuss fees.

It's a shame I can't even call this the lowest the Bard's ever sunk.

[explosion_array]

Freeze arrow. *point, zap*

[herestothebard]

*ice'd*

So, more or less.

[explosion_array]

Did you even try to dodge?

[herestothebard]

I had the feeling that'd make it worse for me in the long run.

Insight? From the Bard? I think I may faint.

Quiet you.