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[hereward77]

To my amazement, I have just received an invitation to the US ambassador's 4th July party. I have to wonder: with my reputation? What were they thinking?

Comments

[xraytheenforcer]

Demand a side of cow. It's the American Way.

[silvertistel]

Oh exciting!

Can you get totally plastered, hit on the caterers and loudly complain about the uncouth colonials?

[hereward77]

It's what I usually do.

[blanchemains]

Am I the only one who wonders at the guy throwing a party- in England- celebrating a violent (and successful!) revolt against English rule?

Okay, maybe don't bring that up when you're there...

[terraprime]

Quite awesome, dude.

The only thing to do in this situation is to out-America the Americans. I suggest channeling a combination of Blauer Dragon and other assorted American boarders with the "America Fuck-yeah!" attitude. That's made of win.

[zakalwe7]

they must still remember your sycophantic attitude to america from 7 years ago :p

[hereward77]

What did I do seven years ago? :unsure: Senility is a terrible thing.