for money in college i am so going to be an AM hour radio DJ between 1-5.

i may also become a chicken or some other form of poultry.

awhoo
awhoooo
awhoo
awhooooo

i now work for emo-ville real estate.
care to rent an apartment?

i think yesterday was the kind of the day that if i had been struck by lightening, i wouldnt have noticed.

baseball tryouts are tommorow.
i hope i make the team.

the king.

Strumpets.

word has it than dani r. is a closet ljer

so is it just me, or is lindsay lohan the new hilary duff?

So 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me
because you look so fine
and i really wanna make you mine.