For Once I agree with the muslim riots about the political cartoons.
What kind of horrible, despicable, and offensive newspaper would dare to publish these:

http://www.intelligence.org.il/eng/sib/4_04/as_jor.htm

I don't know why this came to mind, but does anyone remember that one SADD assembly where they read a poem about a football player and his cheerleader girlfriend - the one that had this brilliant gem:

"On the couch Jeff made a pass,
and not the throwing kind"

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Dear God,

I am flattered that I of all people have been featured in your comedy, a brilliant playwright you are indeed.

Ive been hearing about a bunch of people getting tattoos/wanting to get tattoos, and i cant help but think that Nazi's would tattoo jews because they knew that few things were more humiliating and degregading for a jew than to have to bear a tattoo.
and sixty years later...

A purpose in life is not an inherent thing.

I dont know if i have earned the right to have mine yet, but i have found the means to it.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of [2005 ( Read more... )

Students Free to Thank Anybody, Except God ( Read more... )

EXCLUSIVE: Everything Bad Fault Of Bush

Scientists have found President George W. Bush, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity,, the great Chicago fire, Earthquakes, and Carrot Top.

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To be completely honest, the evening of the election I was fearful and ready to face a Kerry victory. Kerry was a man that I neither liked or supported, many of his policies came in direct contradiction with what I believed was best for this nation and the world, but despite that, I also promised myself that I would not let party lines stand ( Read more... )