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Yesterday at Apple I asked some guy looking at cases if he needed help. He didn't. He DID, however, proceed to alternately stare me directly in the eye and directly at my boobs. Not even in the "sneaking a glance" kind of way, just eyes-boobs-eyes-boobs ( Read more... ) -
Worst pickup line ever
So, I was at the red monk tonight and I was victim to the worst pickup line ever. I was ordering a beer and the bartender asked if I wanted a a double or a single. I said double, and some douche in an affliction shirt near me got up in my face, pointed at himself and demanded "SINGLE?!?!?!
Good lord.
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Devolved farm machinery + alcohol = fail
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The work poop
This phone has totally revolutionized they way I poop. It is pretty great.
Um. I might be headed off to china next summerish. To visit my dad. Should be fun. hooray! Adventures into the Orient! Hopefully I won't be detained by the Chinese government!
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oh my god i hope i don't have to work tomorrow.
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Well, I went to the doctor because my eye is leaking. Good news? Not pinkeye! Bad news? Requires expensive medication!
Oh well.
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I'm going to get a new apartment soon. And by soon, I mean in the spring. I am not moving in the fucking winter ( Read more... )