I'm bored.

Nott!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want my Cheerio, right now!!!!!!!!

I can't do this anymore. Any of it. I want to give up. I'm tired of fighting with everyone I care about. Maybe I should just keep quiet for the rest of my life. Maybe I should just not care about Harry and Malfoy anymore. Maybe I can find some way out of being on the train, because I really don't want to be stuck here anymore ( Read more... )

[Note to Self] Don't drink anything within close proximity to Blaise Zabini and/or any other Slytherin. They're out to get me.[/self]

Oy, secondly, stop asking why I'm angry! I mean, I'm totally having fun rescuing Parkinson, you know.

Erm, while I'm on the subject, I have an immense craving for applesauce. Yep. Get me some and I'll love you forever ( Read more... )

...we definitely need to talk. Now. No Malfoy. Just me and you.

I've been to Scotland outside of London a couple of times. But it's cold. And I think I'm catching a cold. Which isn't good. Because then my nose turns pink. Ron insists that it's adorable, but it's not. I don't know of any charms that would help with a cold. My nose feels like a rock. And I don't like my nose feeling like a rock. I want my nose to ( Read more... )

Soooooo. Corner is still by the lake. I should reallllyyy put her/his clothes back on. But I don't feel like it. So I won't. I guess hypothermia will get to him. That or Harry or Malfoy. If they could find him.

Ginny thinks I've gone completely nuts. I haven't gone completely nuts , at least not yet at all. I'm perfectly sane. I'm just choosing to ( Read more... )

Okay, see, I understand it's completely my fault for turning Corner into a girl, but I thought he'd be interested in guys still! Not girls! I've had to take him to the bathroom because he's got his period and he groped me ( Read more... )

I didn't do it!

Okay, maybe I did.

So. I was mad and going to hex Corner. And I found Corner at the Lake. And I kicked Corner in the stomach, and shoved him into the lake. And he came out of the lake looking like a seaweed monster and I accidentally turned him into a girl--boobs and all--and set his hair on fire. And then, I Obliviated him--he has ( Read more... )

He gave me the idea. Not my fault that I thought it was a good one. So, all I need is a Slytherin to help me drown Michael Corner in the lake! Or, maybe I could get Seamus to come with me. We all know he'd help ( Read more... )