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[heroesheart]

It was far too difficult to find my normal hair dye. Maybe I should switch brands next time I'm in Domino.

I hope you're still waiting for me to kiss you, Susan. I'm sure I can figure it out this time.

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[weavethebonds]

I thought I locked that stuff up!

[heroesheart]

You did.

Remember when I left the island and said I was going shopping?

[weavethebonds]

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Why did you dye your hair?!

[heroesheart]

I wanted to.

[pidonus]

...

Oh yeah. I forgot hair dye does this sorta thing sometimes around here.

Still can't figure out how though.

[heroesheart]

Placebo effect, "blondes are dumb" beaten into my head with a shovel, ect ect.

It makes more sense than your current evil plan, really.

[pidonus]

... But you yourself told me the scheme actually makes sense!

[heroesheart]

Yes, because of hypnotic triggers, and being blonde.

And I was probably busy looking at your butt and didn't notice the dumb parts.

[sees_the_sea]

...y'needed the hair dye to figure that out?

[heroesheart]

Yes. sadly.

[sees_the_sea]

....S'little sad.

[heroesheart]

So how's beating up people in bars working for getting you a boyfriend?