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May 13, 2009 00:30

..I never knew that you could get so much free stuff just from having cleavage.

Maybe I'll be able to eat after Fujiwara takes all of my money after all..!

icpost, ai

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sees_the_sea May 13 2009, 04:33:49 UTC
...what?

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heroesheart May 13 2009, 04:35:18 UTC
..There's some..thing between the college and the academy where a co-college student does..stuff with an academy student for..some reason.

Miss..um..Joukyou Ai showed me how to get free stuff by showing off my chest.

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sees_the_sea May 13 2009, 04:36:20 UTC
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...Jean.

Girls who use their chests to get stuff are whores.

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heroesheart May 13 2009, 04:36:50 UTC
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Is that why she asked me to stand watch outside of that public restroom!?

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pidonus May 13 2009, 07:27:24 UTC
You know...

I'm honestly not sure if I should be congratulating you for learning useful skills, joining the rest of the group in chastising you even though I think it's useful, or...

No, I know now. Useful or not, you shouldn't need it, Jean. You can be better. Keep it handy sure, but prove you can be more than just a walking chest! \o/

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heroesheart May 13 2009, 08:03:49 UTC
..well I think she was going to show me how to use my legs to get free stuff tomorrow.

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pidonus May 13 2009, 08:10:09 UTC
Oh that one's easy.

You just have to choose the right balance of display. This will vary from person to person, but... Here lemme pull out my lady's chart.

*That's a Zettai Ryouiki analysis*

Notice the optimum proportion: the length of the skirt's four times that of the visible zone, is two point five times the length of the socks or stockings above the knee.

Alternative popular methods include tight pants, shorts (preferably butt-hugging), and full-length hose.

Technically, shoe choice is an important part of the equation too, but it's my honest opinion that you should choose more for comfort than sex value - if you can wear heels well, go ahead, otherwise, don't particularly bother. There's a reason that they're going out of fashion in work outfits.

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heroesheart May 13 2009, 08:14:46 UTC
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wat.

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