Name of Muse: Jayne Cobb
Fandom/Type of Muse: Firefly/Serenity/Canon
Link to muse profile page: http://heroof-canton.livejournal.com/profile
Mun name, nickname or handle: MJ
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Do you use AIM or any other IM? Yes, AIM. ( Read more... )

Jayne is well on his way to being back to his awesome self! Thank you lollobrigida for the new header/layout!

If you could somehow create the perfect drug, with no side effects and no cost, free to anyone who wanted it, what would it be? What would it do? How long would the effects last, and would it be addictive?Firstly, let's figure out somethin' here. I'm gonna be makin' this drug, an' it's gonna be perfect, right? Completely perfect? Like, I ain't ( Read more... )

"Did you know that it takes less than a pound of pressure to break flesh?" Mal says over a couple of whatever distilled stuff Kaylee made one night. He's gone all nostalgic and go se, an' Jayne ain't sure what to do with him when he's like that ( Read more... )

"Money wasn't good enough."

"And what if it was?"

"Well, that'll be a very interesting day.""What are you waiting for?" There was no denyin' the snap to Mal's voice, not that Jayne could really blame him. He figured that if he had a sawed-off shotgun barrel pointed 'tween his eyes by his own crew he'd be pretty steamed his own self ( Read more... )

I never thought I'd say this, but...I miss 'em ( Read more... )

"You stink."

Jayne curled his head over to look at the ladder near his door from where he lay in bed. River hung there, looking rather cross, indeed.

"Wha?" It seemed like the most logical response.

"You stink of sex."

Well, yeah. They'd just landed on Serocore, had some of the cheapest whorehouses this side of the core. 'Course he wasn't ( Read more... )

It’s dark.

Inara says that Shinon is the most beautiful place out there, like an ocean of light or some such go se, but right now, it’s just an ocean of black with the occasional speckle of light from a house or somethin ( Read more... )

The moral of the story is that we don’t always win ( Read more... )

"Little Kaylee ( Read more... )