Sometimes I think I must be losing my touch ( Read more... )

[There's the heavy breathing of a hero who's been through quite a fight, and the soft whumph-and-click of a discarded umbrella hitting the pavement, Rosalyn gasps out tiredly into the commuicator]

I've got 'em at point now...I'm about to make a citizen's arrest, but I'll need some backup to bring this guy in! We're under the highway crossing ( Read more... )

So....I'm wondering if all these out-of-control moments people are experiencing is the work of the scientists moving us around like puppets, or parasite brain slugs, or some really crazy curse magic. Is anybody doing any kind of investigation into how many people have been suddenly doing weird things? It sounds like trouble!

...there's so much ( Read more... )

Well, I'm just about to do the usual Latimir rounds...no one's seen anything suspicious to report? No graffiti scrawls with numbers or strategically placed piles of trash? Every clue we can gather to bring this guy to justice is important!

I need to think like a crazy math freak, and so far I'm coming up blank! It's gotten to the point where I ( Read more... )

Hello? This is Rosalyn, reporting in!

[Echoing as if from somewhere closeby and cavernous, there is a distinctly horrendous, heart-rending shriek. Some of you might recognize that this parasol-toting hero's been way of monsters designed by Umbrella Corp. Others might simply recognize the sound of manhole cover sliding against pavement, and ( Read more... )

Ari? Ari, does your map have any clues about the latest Evil King? No one in the building's harboring him, and I've finally got his apartment opened up, but-

Ugh- Uccck, what a PIGSTY this guy lives in! What's with all the piles of crummy trash heaps laying around, huh? Was he already practicing for life in the sewers or something? And riddles-

"Some ( Read more... )

HAH! Triumph and victory, because Good has won this day, fair citizens of Discedo!

That smart-mouthed, self-classified Noisy Villain, Koki Kariya, has been successfully apprehended! I, Rosalyn the Hero, have placed him under Citizen's Arrest for acting in smug and self-satisfied collusion with Mr. Sho Minamimoto's "Reaper's Game" and admitting ( Read more... )

Hey! Hey everybody! The noisy ghosts might be gone now, but this trouble is far from over! We haven't caught the bad guys behind the mess yet, so sit tight while we clean this city up ( Read more... )

So I've gathered from what this incredibly Aloof and Inappropriate Amused Man has said that there are monsters about, there's some sort of Game that's being played with us, and...more importantly, that we've got to form teams to take them on.

Well I can do this, of course! This is just like partnering up at the Hero's University! We did field trial ( Read more... )

Princess Marlene? I've found some tea, and...and you're not in your room! I don't know where else you'd go without an escort? This really isn't funny, where else could she be? Anyone in the cooking club hasn't had a pretty strawberry blonde royal-looking girl who takes a polite interest in domesticity, have you ( Read more... )