Back from vacation

[herr_doktor_13]

I can honestly say that der whole bit about ripping oneself into ein alternate universe vith ein time machine is completely und utterly possible. Meine dear Girl Hitler und I have spent about der last veek or so touring meine old stomping grounds back vhen der Fuhrer vas still only interested in molesting catgirls. Gott, it vas fantastic! I even

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[number_24]

I was wondering where you ran off to. But I can't say I'm not surprised you were on a prolonged date in Nazi Germany. ;)

...Hitler molested ca- you know what? I don't even want to know.

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So you were a bit of a party animal back in the 40's? I wish I had been there XD

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[herr_doktor_13]

I simply had to show her ein bit of mein past. I figured she'd want to go somewhere different for our next date; especially if she were able to meet der higher ranked officers.

[Locked from Girl Hitler]

It isn't so much that I partied back then; it's who I partied vith. Der vasn't ein pretty boy in der S.S. that hadn't been vith me at least once. I've been afraid to tell her about that.

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[number_24]

That's one way to do that "get to know you" crap. I would have just racked my brain for good stories to tell and broke out the old photo album, but I'm just simple like that. ;)

[Locked from Girl Hitler]

Smart move. I'm...not so sure that I'd drop that bomb on her quite yet. Then again, knowing her, she might want to have a three-some with you if she only knew...

I hope you're into that sort of thing.

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[herr_doktor_13]

At least I didn't pay a bunch of Chinese orphans to sing der little song, eh? Ah...I just vanted to find something romantic to make up for my being busy on Valentines.

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You think? I'm definitely going to vait a little bit longer before I say anything, but if Rip decides to show her some of der photos of me from back then...she'll probably figure it out on her own.

Herr 24, I von't scar you vith details, but that's ein real possibility. Der only problem ist, who vould be der third? I'm sure she'd find someone if she vanted it, though! ^o^

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[girl_fuhrer]

"Enjoyed it" is a gross understatement, darling.

I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF MIEN LIFE!!!!

Adolf was even sweet enough to show me his paintings. They were BEAUTIFUL! How could any art institute reject him?! I managed to buy one off of him. It's hanging in the living room right now. I can't wait for you to see how compliments the curtains.

[herr_doktor_13]

I'm so glad you had such ein vonderful time, my dear!

So you got to see them? I'm so glad; he vas so gifted. I vould have hated to see it gone unappreciated. I look forward to seeing it; I was wondering what you'd brought back.

[girl_fuhrer]

Oh mein Gott I KNOW! It's so sad to me that his painting is probably worth a fortune only because of who he was. Because the painting itself is just brilliant.

[herr_doktor_13]

There are too few people left in this vorld that appreciate true art. I suppose they only think of der newer technology und mediums und simply push everything else to der side. Such a tragedy, really...

[herr_doktor_13]

Nein! Frauline, how could you do this to me?! You'll be my ruin, dear girl!

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Und just exactly vhat photographs do you have? Not any from der first Christmas party, I hope... ^_^;

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[herr_doktor_13]

You think? I...I can't be so sure, frauline.

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Oh Gott! I wasn't even sober at that point! I look like ein idiot in that one...

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[monarch_the]

DON'T SCREW WITH THE FUCKING TIME MACHINE!

[herr_doktor_13]

VE DIDN'T SCREW VITH DER FUCKING TIME MACHINE! DER VILL BE NO GOTT-DAMNED BUTTERFLY EFFECT!

[monarch_the]

GOOD. OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STOP YOU MYSELF.

[herr_doktor_13]

DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO TAKE THE S.T.C. INTO CONSIDERATION BEFORE I JUMP INTO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? GOTT! GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT, HERR MONARCH!

[cinnamonxbuns]

Glad yer back dood! I was wonderin what the hell happened to ya. Seemed like there was a sudden lack of Nazi goin around.

What's a catgirl? I hope it ain't like a cat with a girl's dress on it cus believe me, I've already seen how that turned out. Ya can ask Toki how much fun he had.

[herr_doktor_13]

Danke, Herr Pickles! I'm glad to be back; I missed hearing from all of you.

Nein...not like that. A catgirl ist...like a woman with a cat's ears und tail...und claws. They're very pretty, but very tenacious und quick-tempered.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Ooo. That sounds like my kinda lady right there, dood.

[herr_doktor_13]

If I vere sure I could summon one vithout any trouble, I'd get you one. They're quite ein interesting bunch.