Such a lovely vacation!

[herr_doktor_13]

I must say that staying at Mordhaus is turning out to be a wonderful experience! So wonderful, in fact, that I intend to take Herr Offdensen's offer to work there for a while. Of course I'll still work on Herr Major's projects off of der property, but I might be staying there for a bit longer than I first expected...which is fine by me if Herr

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[gooddoggy]

[locked from Pickles]

Catgirls? Overrated! Cat's are just lazy and prissy... think they're so great cause they can run up a damn tree. Pffft!

You're better off getting him a bottle of Jager, at least that won't leave hairballs in his shoes.

Catgirls... hn.

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[herr_doktor_13]

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They're great for sex, though, because they put up ein fight. You cross a woman und a dog und you get someone so loyal und subservient that there's no surprising variables. Believe me, I've tried.

Shall I make you one to chase around?

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[gooddoggy]

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No surprising variables? I doubt they'd be that boring, but I'm bias... I think.

er... no, thanks though, I'm breaking the chasing habit, and I'm not actually sure I agree with people being made for.. ya know, stuff like that.

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[herr_doktor_13]

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They just don't have der spunk ein catgirl has, but then again, I might have to agree about your bias.

Alright, but if you ever want one, just let me know. I can understand why you might feel that way, but they're not really "made". I just summon them from their own plane of existence into ours.

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[industrial_pink]

That's kind of sweet in an unconventional sort of way. All this talk of catgirls is really interesting...

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[herr_doktor_13]

Danke, Fraulien. Catgirls are an interesting bunch und I figured since he has everything already, I might get him something he normally couldn't get anyway.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Ya know I'm enjoyin havin ya here with me at the haus. I'm feelin so much better, but I know ya are too and that's the important part to me. And ya know if anybody's gaht good taste in liquor, its me! Gaht good taste in Germans, too.

[herr_doktor_13]

Well, Liebling, I only want you to be happy. One would expect you to have good taste in liqour. I applaud your taste in Germans as well.

[party_likker]

Bet ya'll never had no pine cone likker!

[herr_doktor_13]

Nein...we've never drunk pine cone liqour. Gott in heaven...You're ein talking squid. Ist that...natural?

[party_likker]

Ah'm ah Georgia Mud Squid - shoot, been 'round some several genderations!

[herr_doktor_13]

Well...if you're from Georgia, then that explains why I've never heard of you. I've been stuck in German und Brazil for quite some time und only just got out in der past year or so to socialize...

[herr_doktor_13]

[lock from Pickles]

Well...I was actually anticipating culturing der clone, but if it comes down to it, it would be great if you could put me in touch with him.

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[herr_doktor_13]

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I appreciate the information, mein Herr.

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