The Passion of...

[herrpants]

If you ever have a chance to volunteer for something, don't do it. Remember, free labor is an early step to communism. Make sure that you at least get some free food in return. Bartering is a lost art, and if you use the term "fair market value" enough, you can probably strong arm your way into an extra slice of pizza (or glass of juice) by

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[bluesmurf]

I think that was one of the best things I've ever read.

Side note: my new friend Regan is a Communist. I think you two would have a lot to talk about. Coincidentally, she is also crazy.

Gabba gabba hey!

[herrpants]

Why thank you, it means a lot to...hey, wait a minute! "also crazy", are you saying I'm crazy?

[pogmothoin]

Mmm pizza. Thanks for adding the juice in there for me. Did you know that when you go on a juice fast you have to piss all of the goddamn time. Food for Thought.