Think about it ( Read more... )

Complete the following GWAR lyric correctly and win wonderful prizes:

"Go to the head of the class...":

A.) "As I madly stroke my flaccid shaft."
B.) "As the mathletes stroke my flaccid shaft."
C.) "Head of the Class? I loved that show."

Good luck.

Well, tonight was my last poetry class. And when I say last, I mean that this was the last time I'll ever be a student in a poetry class in my life. Sad, isn't it? But on the plus side, after I meet with my independent-study prof. in about an hour and hand in my final paper, I'll be done with my course work for the semester. Jealous? That ( Read more... )

Well, today Connie's oldest daughter, Nikki, is going through confirmations, and there's apparently a family celebration which I'm going to be at, so I'm meeting her whole family today. They're all first or second generation Mexican Americans, and I'm probably 10+ years younger than Connie, so the I'm a little worried about how her family will ( Read more... )

Who you gonna believe, some fatass eating Oreos and tater tots...or the evil genius ( Read more... )

Tonight, I got to see a read through of a one-act play I wrote. Not an actual production, but it was still cool. I took third in a contest (125 entries, I heard, but I'm not sure I believe it). The first place winner's mom and Grandpa talked to me for a long time before it started, and then my play got a decent number of laughs, even though ( Read more... )

Okay, following Diana's lead: memories of me?

Well, a few months after I was supposed to get it, almost a year after I was notified of its acceptance, about two years after I started sending it out, and a full four years after I cranked out the first draft, I finally got to see my first story that appears in a publication I actually WOULD put on my cv. "Toast," came in a magazine called ( Read more... )

Does anyone I know (ahem) know what the actual side-effects of either patch are ( Read more... )

I saw something really ridiculous on the evening news tonight. They were screening The Passion of Christ for prisoners in Milwaukee. This, in and of itself, is a little weird, but it's not the craziest thing by any means. There was a Q&A session afterwards, for the prisoners. The subject: anti-Semitism in the movie. So, someone in Milwaukee ( Read more... )