If I wrote fortune cookies;

[heryngmongere]

I ate Chinese food for lunch yesterday along with several other staff members.  We were wishing a seasonal employee good luck on their journey back to school.

Chinese food is one of my favorite kinds of foods to eat. While I am always happy to eat GOOD Chinese food, I am ashamed to admit that I also really like a cheap, Americanized all-you-can-

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[argentlion]

My wife, bless her, LOVES chinese food. I am a close second in the list of Pricess loves. So I am also let down by the lack of fortunes. I have taken to calling them Character assesment cookies. That helps them go down better.
I thought I alone in my Character assesment cookie silliness This is why I love ya.

[zihuatanejo]

"Don't look behind you, just run"
Not directly a fortune, but definitely ominous.

[ladyhelwynn]

There was a group of us once at a Chinese restaurant and Corwyn opened a cookie and it said something daft, he complained that it wasn't a fortune and grabbed another cookie. His second cookie said:
"Please disregard previous fortune cookie."

It was awesome!

[harleenquinzell]

"I'd love to appreciate all the good and wonderful things in my fellow human beings. Unfortunately I know them too well."

- LZ.

[margaretc]

"You will soon be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory."