Elisa: It's so good that Darcy loves Elizabeth!
Me: *she did not just say that-- facepalm* Ummm... YEAH, considering that's the story!

Yesterday Elisa (cherie_morte) came over, bringing with her an entire half-empty three-quarters empty box of Cocoa Puffs, which of course, in my house where even the couches are made out of organic material, is a big deal. ( Read more... )

Brandon: Son, you hurt my feelings.
Jamie: You're a TEACHER! You don't HAVE any feelings! ...Oh wait. No you're not. :oD ( Read more... )

I realize that this journal is entirely self-indulgent. I only update when I want to write. It's totally selfish of me! I'd have deleted it by now, but from time to time I am seized with this sudden desire to combine words and cool phrases, and as I no longer write fictional stories like I used to (yes, at one point in my life I really did want ( Read more... )

Katy: I wish I was pretty.
Gia: Yeah, I wish you were pretty too, because I have to LOOK at you all day!!So many times I have wanted to update, and my boundless laziness continued to prevent me from writing until at long last, over a month has passed, and here I have far more to relate than any of you could possibly want to hear. If only I had the ( Read more... )

Conductor: You guys sound horrible! This is a LOVE song! There are no sparks! No passion! You sound like you're making out with your SISTER!
Art: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Me: Art, don't complain, your sister's hot.
Art: WHAT?! If I made out with my sister, first my PARENTS would be mad at me, then my SISTER would be mad at me, then my ( Read more... )

Class: *is over*
Oxar: Okay, you're dismissed!
We: *pack up, head towards door*
Oxar: Oh no, wait wait wait wait! Wait!!
We: *stop, think it's something important, whip out pens to take notes*
Oxar: Did anyone watch ER last night?
Masha: ... Riiiight, bye then ( Read more... )

Madre and I: *grocery shop*
I: None of this stuff looks like it could add up to a meal. Like, I recognize it as stuff that I see in the refrigerator on a regular basis, but it's not coming into a meal right now, in my head. ... Then again, it never comes into a meal in my head unless it's in a little plastic container, already turned into a meal ( Read more... )

Although I have not updated to say it before, I hope quite sincerely that you all had a positively fabulous [whatever it is that you celebrated].

( Why is it that the word jolly is ALWAYS associated with plump? Like, seriously. When I say she was a jolly woman, don't you immediately think of this really round, rosy-cheeked chick? )

Okay, so, once again I'm only updating to let you all know that I have not, in fact, fallen off the edge of this flat earth, much to your dismay, I'm sure.

Me: I feel like crap on toast.
Beau: Do you feel like the crap, or the toast?
Me: If I said I feel like crap on toast, then I feel like the crap. I'm just also on toast.
Beau: Oh. So you're ( Read more... )

Oxar: My god, I hate my freshmen. I was in a TERRIBLE mood a few minutes ago, but I'm okay now... I'm recovering. Went downstairs, got a diet coke, got three cookies from the cookie lady...
Masha: Aaah, the cookies! They're like therapy ( Read more... )