STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD

[hesperos_dawn]

CROIKEY

TEXT MESSAGE GOD

IM JESUS

COMMENT ON SANTA CLAUS'S MYSPACE

NOW IS THE TIME FOR STINGRAY GENOCIDE

WE MUST DESTROY THE UNBELIEVERS

CROIKEY

CROIKEY

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

Comments

[otoselkie]

The people going "Kill the damn sting ray!" really bother me. The dude kept talking about, y'know, preserving the damn animals. Killing them doesn't seem to be exactly on-target. And, getting killed is an occupational hazard when you poke venomous animals with a stick for a living.

[otoselkie]

JESUS WAS ALL ABOUT PRESERVING THE PEOPLE, BUT THEY STILL KILLED HIM AND I BET MOST PEOPLE WOULD PWN THE SHIT OUT OF PILATE AND JUDAS. I WOULD. I WOULD EAT THAT STINGRAY. WITH RELISH. AND, LIKE, FUCKING RANCH DRESSING.

[cbizkit]

THE ALL-CAPS IS A FITTING TRIBUTE, MATE

[hesperos_dawn]

YOU'RE DAMN TOOTING