every time i go to bed before midnight i wake up at 2:48

exactly

on the dot

I got on Facebook today and Christian is now dating a boy.

Now I know why she stopped taking my calls.

What a cowardly fucking thing to do.

and i still haven't slept

We deserved a happy ending, all of us; we'd had our share of trials and tribulations, spent our night in Chapel Perilous - hell, we were full-time members, you could say - and wasn't this where we got to get married and go wide in the waist and have kids?

CROIKEY

TEXT MESSAGE GOD

IM JESUS

COMMENT ON SANTA CLAUS'S MYSPACE

NOW IS THE TIME FOR STINGRAY GENOCIDE

WE MUST DESTROY THE UNBELIEVERS

CROIKEY

CROIKEY

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

some days, smiling is
murder foreplay, an early
warning - like a knife

when she walks, shoulders
tight, eyes dark, she's angry;
a little comical.

words, like drugs, mix
intoxicatingly; free
heaven, simple snow.