Comments | hessuigeneris: pick and choose

hessuigeneris

pick and choose

Feb 26, 2007 10:53

my fish is fucking retarded. it should know by now how to eat its goddamn food. instead it gets itself stuck in the fake plants and i just end up spilling a pile of pellets in the bowl hoping that he'll catch at least ONE and not starve to death ( Read more... )

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passionslave February 26 2007, 19:39:45 UTC

or if she's like my cats, she'll live to be 18... haha

get a boy cat. they are MUCH better tempered. Orange ones. They're the best. =)

hessuigeneris February 26 2007, 21:30:39 UTC

yeah, i should have listened to everyone when they told me girl kitties are a bad idea.
but her big kitty head sucked me in and there was nothing i could do about it.

what REALLY sucks, is i'm probably too attached to her to actually go through with it and give her away. so i guess for the next 14-18 years, i'm going to live in fear.

__pannies February 26 2007, 22:15:25 UTC

I'll bring her to Africa with me this summer. Let the Lions and Tigers(but not tigers) and Bears(but not bears either, just lions really) put her in her place.

hessuigeneris February 26 2007, 22:30:39 UTC

something tells me they'd all be running from HER.
it's like her evil powers are maturing at an alarming rate and soon she'll have me and adam hanging by our elbows over a boiling hot pit of bat blood and rat poison.
she's going to kill me.

__pannies February 26 2007, 22:39:32 UTC

She'd probably disrupt the balance of the eco-system. Kill off endangered species, snatch sleeping babies from huts, produce offspring at an alarming rate.
DUDE, I just said alarming rate and I didn't even remember you'd said it. anyway
Get a dog to keep her in check.
I'll get my bull terrier and bring him over. Maybe she'd be calmer without a couple legs.

hessuigeneris February 26 2007, 22:41:02 UTC

she'd probably sprout robot spider legs and stomp on our heads until they're mush!

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