They READ the meme, how about WRITE the meme?
anonymous
August 26 2009, 02:30:23 UTC
I apologize if this was requested before!
So, we've basically all read the misfire fills where Nations were reading the Kink Meme and, in their haste to reply, missfire.
But what if they actually WROTE the fills?
So, here's the jist of it: Nation A writes a fic for Nation A/Nation B. But, Nation A gets writer's block and doesn't know where to go next. So, without Nation B knowing, Nation A acts out the fill up to where they are to see how Nation B will react so they know what to write.
Bonus: After all this, Nation B goes on the kink meme and sees the fill.
Author!Anon (1a/?)
anonymous
August 27 2009, 00:57:51 UTC
Another day, another meeting. Booooooooooooooring for one Alfred F. Jones, a.k.a. the United States of America, especially since he wasn't speaking at the moment. England had the floor, and the Briton just kept rambling on and on about something that America didn't even bother to know the name of. Whatever. America could steal England's notes after the meeting if the speech was really important
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Re: Author!Anon (1b/?)
anonymous
August 27 2009, 00:59:09 UTC
As the day wore on, America couldn't get that picture out of his mind. His fingers kept itching to go back to his computer and start typing something down. America wasn't really a smut writer (not like Hungary) but that pic sure as hell made him want to be one. And the whole fairytale aspect...that was pretty awesome! As much as he ragged on England about magic, America couldn't deny that it was pretty cool (case one: Harry Potter). The story didn't have to be just about smut...there could even be a plot! A porn with plot! That would be cool...and it would make the fic pretty long with more bunny England.
America giggled again. Bunnies...Bunnies fucking. America fucking bunny England...
“America, are you alright?”
The blue-eyed Nation nearly jumped out of his skin when England came behind him a slight frown on his face.
“Ah, England!” America shouted (not squeaked, heroes did not squeak), “How's it going
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Re: Author!Anon (1c/?)
anonymous
August 27 2009, 01:01:29 UTC
And with that, America minimized the chat screen and opened a word document. After taking a bite out of one of his many hamburgers, he started to type his first draft.
On this like America on hamburgers. Normally I don't do pr0n, but that pic was so hot I just had to do it! Uh, hope OP doesn't mind a multichapter!fill. I just had an idea for a plot (OMG pr0n with plot?) for this kind of fantasy setting, so I decided to run with it.
Snickering at the irony, America dove into the meat of the story. He had decided on another long story. It would surprise the others who knew him, but as much as he liked porn, he liked an actual story a hell of a lot better. The porn was just an amazingly hot bonus. Of course, this helped him remain anonymous on the kink_meme since no one would suspect that he would write some of the things he did. Since this story was one he did not want the others to know he was writing (especially England) he decided to start the story off like a fairytale, making sure to toss in mentions of the fairies and unicorns
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Re: Author!Anon (1d/?)
anonymous
August 27 2009, 01:02:55 UTC
Even so, it was quite sexy. (England had gotten a nosebleed at the picture that was attached to the prompt. Did he and America really look that hot?) And the prompt was an alternate universe and had nothing to do with their real bedtime activities...But still! Didn't America have any shame? And shouldn't he have thought to ask England about this?! The brat needed to be taught some manners.
Suddenly, England's thoughts were interrupted by another ping from AIM.
yaoiloverforlife: I know ur working on 4, but I thought it would be great if either u or me wrote it
As the Briton read over both Hungary's suggestion and the prompt she sent, England felt an utterly brilliant idea come to him. The one thing any author!anon hated was to be de-anoned. And since America was trying so hard to make sure that the author's
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Author!Anon (haha, get it? God I need a drink)
anonymous
August 27 2009, 01:19:21 UTC
Glad you approve. You are my bloody hero. Sorry again that I cannot offer babies. Damn Lafayette, damn Continental Army, damn American Revolution...God I need another drink.
You're crazy, de-anoning yourself. And him! Did your food finally poison your mind?!
I will say this. Your story is good. Well, other than that HTML fail on the second to last paragraph. I can't believe you wrote this in Alfred's point of view. With his grammar! Must you always fuss over the authenticity?
But if our colleague ever finds this, he's going to get scared off from finishing his fill! You know how he is...So I won't tell our colleague about this story as long as you promise me I'll get my yaoi. No yaoi = frying pan to your face. Got it?
Re: Author!Anon (1d/?)
anonymous
August 27 2009, 01:43:59 UTC
I thought I knew who was writing that fill, but I didn't know you knew. I like that you used his American English, it really helps the authenticity.
If you, uh, write any porn though I think I'll have to stop reading this. I don't think I can stomach thinking about that. But I promise to read everything else!
No one saw that de-anon. Actually, no one probably did...
You still have your second-born son to offer. But please don't. I rather like my independence.
Author!Anon (haha, get it? God I need a drink)
anonymous
August 27 2009, 02:47:16 UTC
Who is this? You sound familiar... Ah, you're right! I do still have Australia. Thank you anon. Wait. This better not be America, that twat! He's not supposed to find out!
So, we've basically all read the misfire fills where Nations were reading the Kink Meme and, in their haste to reply, missfire.
But what if they actually WROTE the fills?
So, here's the jist of it:
Nation A writes a fic for Nation A/Nation B. But, Nation A gets writer's block and doesn't know where to go next. So, without Nation B knowing, Nation A acts out the fill up to where they are to see how Nation B will react so they know what to write.
Bonus: After all this, Nation B goes on the kink meme and sees the fill.
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America giggled again. Bunnies...Bunnies fucking. America fucking bunny England...
“America, are you alright?”
The blue-eyed Nation nearly jumped out of his skin when England came behind him a slight frown on his face.
“Ah, England!” America shouted (not squeaked, heroes did not squeak), “How's it going ( ... )
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On this like America on hamburgers. Normally I don't do pr0n, but that pic was so hot I just had to do it! Uh, hope OP doesn't mind a multichapter!fill. I just had an idea for a plot (OMG pr0n with plot?) for this kind of fantasy setting, so I decided to run with it.
Snickering at the irony, America dove into the meat of the story. He had decided on another long story. It would surprise the others who knew him, but as much as he liked porn, he liked an actual story a hell of a lot better. The porn was just an amazingly hot bonus. Of course, this helped him remain anonymous on the kink_meme since no one would suspect that he would write some of the things he did. Since this story was one he did not want the others to know he was writing (especially England) he decided to start the story off like a fairytale, making sure to toss in mentions of the fairies and unicorns ( ... )
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Suddenly, England's thoughts were interrupted by another ping from AIM.
yaoiloverforlife: BTW, i found this other prompt on the kink_meme http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=17672226#t17672226
yaoiloverforlife: I know ur working on 4, but I thought it would be great if either u or me wrote it
As the Briton read over both Hungary's suggestion and the prompt she sent, England felt an utterly brilliant idea come to him. The one thing any author!anon hated was to be de-anoned. And since America was trying so hard to make sure that the author's ( ... )
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I'll make sure to include Lafayette in the story - and make sure you get to beat him up a bit, would that be nice for you?
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No thanks.
*huddles in a corner*
....I love your cooking! Mmm, bangers and mash.
Personally, I've always thought America left because you kept leaving him alone for long periods of time.
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I will say this. Your story is good. Well, other than that HTML fail on the second to last paragraph. I can't believe you wrote this in Alfred's point of view. With his grammar! Must you always fuss over the authenticity?
But if our colleague ever finds this, he's going to get scared off from finishing his fill! You know how he is...So I won't tell our colleague about this story as long as you promise me I'll get my yaoi. No yaoi = frying pan to your face. Got it?
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Maybe some UK/US from me if there's no US/UK from our co-worker?
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If you, uh, write any porn though I think I'll have to stop reading this. I don't think I can stomach thinking about that. But I promise to read everything else!
No one saw that de-anon. Actually, no one probably did...
You still have your second-born son to offer. But please don't. I rather like my independence.
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Ah, you're right! I do still have Australia. Thank you anon.
Wait. This better not be America, that twat! He's not supposed to find out!
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...Sorry, I shouldn't have lost my temper. No, this isn't America. I doubt he'll find this fill until he's finished his other ones. And even then.
Actually, I meant... never mind. Tabarnac.
Oh, and it's your other North American colony dominion son. Think Vimy Ridge.
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Bloody hell. Sorry Matthew. Again. Oh well, it's not as bad as the last July 1st.
And what did I tell you about using that frog's language? English, my boy.
I shall hopefully see you at the meeting tomorrow. You didn't come to the one today.
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