Office!sex...or why he keeps that annoying guy around.
anonymous
November 6 2009, 03:32:54 UTC
Guys, I want office fic. Specifically office!sex.
Specifically, England is the head of a big corporation (empire, yo). Who's the person he's closest to? America. Who annoys him daily.
Anon can give America any job they choose. Co-worker and fellow executive? Personal assistant (Anyone else imagine America as the male equivalent of the bombshell secretary in the tight skirt and low cut shirt who sits on the boss's desk, and can be really chatty and catty but is actually on top of everything)? Either way, no one can understand why he keeps America around when it seems like England will blow a gasket at least once a day.
...Well, it's because at least the sex is fantastic.
I would love for a nice mix of comedy, tension, and sex, plz. Definitely looking for smut. And at least one argument over coffee. England/America in that order.
Can include other nations in "business" and their co-workers or assistants as well. Other pairings or triangles (even with England and/or America) so long as it ends England/America.
It Was Tuesday - Part 2c
anonymous
November 29 2009, 04:06:57 UTC
It was really much too soon that the blue-eyed blond returned, holding a large mug of something steaming. Jones set it down next to the CEO’s hand and the tousle-haired man took it up. In truth he greatly preferred his tea in a proper cup and saucer, but he supposed for a first attempt it would have to do. He took a sip
( ... )
It Was Tuesday - Part 2d
anonymous
November 29 2009, 04:08:28 UTC
Feliks was the type of flamboyant co-worker who it was hard to tell if he was actually gay or just metro. Of course there was always the option that his fabulousness could’ve stemmed from the fact that he was Polish.
“After the way the last assistant left I figured that whole gig was just so not cool.” Feliks shimmied his hand. “Like, how is he lasting so long?”
Before the brunette woman could reply, a skulking, eavesdropping guy with whitish hair popped up from behind a nearby cubicle wall.
“Hey! Listen up girls.”
Both Feliks and Elizabeta looked across and mouthed ‘girls?’ to each other.
“Fine, listen up dudes. I have my theories; he’s an undercover spy for Lia Industries. You guys don’t even wanna know my sources on this
( ... )
Re: It Was Tuesday - Part 2d
anonymous
November 29 2009, 04:59:27 UTC
*flails*
Gods this fic is all sorts of awesome. Love the whole thing from top to bottom especially the spot on personalities of all the characters involved, particularly Arthur. He's fabulous pure and simple.
Re: It Was Tuesday - Part 2d
anonymous
November 29 2009, 08:09:40 UTC
oh jeez, i don't usually dig AUs too much but THIS. OH GOD THIS. ♥ your alfred is so, so AMERICAN, i think you have his character spot on; and all the bantering between him and arthur is jfkldsj;fjasdfa idk so perfect and everything is so witty and funny i actually laughed out loud multiple times. basically, I AM ADDICTED. /loves on you so hard
arthur is going to have an aneurism soon if he doesn't calm down and take a day off BT
There isn't anything I can single out here for being my favorite. Why? BECAUSE IT IS ALL AMAZING. From bad-tempered Arthur, to Alfred, to the...*spazzes* And even though it's AU, it's IC.
I am currently building a small shrine to you in my heart to your awesomeness...and I'll get right on that after I finish rereading this WIP masterpiece for the fourth or fifth time. Or is it, six or seven?
Re: It Was Tuesday - Part 2d
anonymous
November 29 2009, 14:12:24 UTC
When I saw your update, I came running like WOAH!! Author!Anon you're simply amazing! I love the development of their relationship, IT'S PURE GOLD!! Gosh, Arthur is gonna need some hard sexing after all the head-stalking annoyance Alfred put him through. <]
Re: It Was Tuesday - Part 2d
anonymous
December 3 2009, 08:39:57 UTC
Oh god this is too good. I'm sort of taking a break from UK/US things but this is just too awesome to resist. I seriously can't help a smile breaking out reading these and giggled a lot at this XD I can not wait for the next update; keep up the good work author!anon!!
Re: It Was Tuesday - Part 2b
anonymous
November 29 2009, 05:11:09 UTC
....pffft ahahahaha this is AWESOME.
Just one little nitpick, though - I think you meant a "grisly" car accident? A grizzly car accident would be... a grey-haired one, I'm afraid. (And yes, I'm British educated orz)
It Was Tuesday - Part 3a
anonymous
December 4 2009, 10:08:24 UTC
A/N: wow thanks so much for reading!!
Despite the traffic, the Heta Corporation CEO managed to reach the meeting on time. His assistant read aloud most of the release he was so adamant about on the way there, so all Arthur needed to do was quickly flip through and add a signature.
During the meeting, Jones used the occasion to discover one of his beloved hamburger restaurants (seriously, how did he keep finding them?) and had been readily waiting when Mr. Kirkland stepped out of the boardroom.
They were on their way back again and the cacophony of honks and revving engines did little to drown out the younger man’s chatter.
“Don’t you guys get tired of driving on the wrong side of the road.” Alfred commented inanely, turning his face into the breeze of his open window.
Arthur spared his secretary a droll look. “This is London. It’s the right side
( ... )
Specifically, England is the head of a big corporation (empire, yo). Who's the person he's closest to? America. Who annoys him daily.
Anon can give America any job they choose. Co-worker and fellow executive? Personal assistant (Anyone else imagine America as the male equivalent of the bombshell secretary in the tight skirt and low cut shirt who sits on the boss's desk, and can be really chatty and catty but is actually on top of everything)? Either way, no one can understand why he keeps America around when it seems like England will blow a gasket at least once a day.
...Well, it's because at least the sex is fantastic.
I would love for a nice mix of comedy, tension, and sex, plz. Definitely looking for smut. And at least one argument over coffee. England/America in that order.
Can include other nations in "business" and their co-workers or assistants as well. Other pairings or triangles (even with England and/or America) so long as it ends England/America.
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“After the way the last assistant left I figured that whole gig was just so not cool.” Feliks shimmied his hand. “Like, how is he lasting so long?”
Before the brunette woman could reply, a skulking, eavesdropping guy with whitish hair popped up from behind a nearby cubicle wall.
“Hey! Listen up girls.”
Both Feliks and Elizabeta looked across and mouthed ‘girls?’ to each other.
“Fine, listen up dudes. I have my theories; he’s an undercover spy for Lia Industries. You guys don’t even wanna know my sources on this ( ... )
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Gods this fic is all sorts of awesome. Love the whole thing from top to bottom especially the spot on personalities of all the characters involved, particularly Arthur. He's fabulous pure and simple.
Seriously hanging on anxiously for the next part!
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But now I can't decide do I want Alfred to actually be a spy or not? Gah! Clearly you will just have to update soon so I can find out. Great Work!
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your alfred is so, so AMERICAN, i think you have his character spot on; and all the bantering between him and arthur is jfkldsj;fjasdfa idk so perfect and everything is so witty and funny i actually laughed out loud multiple times. basically, I AM ADDICTED.
/loves on you so hard
arthur is going to have an aneurism soon if he doesn't calm down and take a day off BT
(notOP,btw)
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There isn't anything I can single out here for being my favorite. Why? BECAUSE IT IS ALL AMAZING. From bad-tempered Arthur, to Alfred, to the...*spazzes* And even though it's AU, it's IC.
I am currently building a small shrine to you in my heart to your awesomeness...and I'll get right on that after I finish rereading this WIP masterpiece for the fourth or fifth time. Or is it, six or seven?
Eagerly awaiting the next installment!
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Love their bickering!
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F5ing your fill as always!
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Would it be too much of anon to ask you to de-anon?
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F5-ing here like mad ♥
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Just one little nitpick, though - I think you meant a "grisly" car accident? A grizzly car accident would be... a grey-haired one, I'm afraid. (And yes, I'm British educated orz)
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Despite the traffic, the Heta Corporation CEO managed to reach the meeting on time. His assistant read aloud most of the release he was so adamant about on the way there, so all Arthur needed to do was quickly flip through and add a signature.
During the meeting, Jones used the occasion to discover one of his beloved hamburger restaurants (seriously, how did he keep finding them?) and had been readily waiting when Mr. Kirkland stepped out of the boardroom.
They were on their way back again and the cacophony of honks and revving engines did little to drown out the younger man’s chatter.
“Don’t you guys get tired of driving on the wrong side of the road.” Alfred commented inanely, turning his face into the breeze of his open window.
Arthur spared his secretary a droll look. “This is London. It’s the right side ( ... )
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