Office!sex...or why he keeps that annoying guy around.
anonymous
November 6 2009, 03:32:54 UTC
Guys, I want office fic. Specifically office!sex.
Specifically, England is the head of a big corporation (empire, yo). Who's the person he's closest to? America. Who annoys him daily.
Anon can give America any job they choose. Co-worker and fellow executive? Personal assistant (Anyone else imagine America as the male equivalent of the bombshell secretary in the tight skirt and low cut shirt who sits on the boss's desk, and can be really chatty and catty but is actually on top of everything)? Either way, no one can understand why he keeps America around when it seems like England will blow a gasket at least once a day.
...Well, it's because at least the sex is fantastic.
I would love for a nice mix of comedy, tension, and sex, plz. Definitely looking for smut. And at least one argument over coffee. England/America in that order.
Can include other nations in "business" and their co-workers or assistants as well. Other pairings or triangles (even with England and/or America) so long as it ends England/America.
It Was Tuesday - Part 3b
anonymous
December 4 2009, 10:11:00 UTC
“I bet you do a positively ripping impression of a used car salesman, don’t you?” The CEO intoned wryly.
Alfred feigned a hurt look and then grinned, leaning back in his seat comfortably. “Yeah, because all Americans sound like that.” He gained a sly smile. “I could probably do a great impression of your wife, though.”
Arthur snorted loudly, shaking his head in actual amusement this time. “I shudder to think about what you could come up with. In any case, I’m not married. Thank heavens.”
“That’s too bad.” Alfred quirked an eyebrow unsympathetically. “And here I was looking forward to trying it.”
“And I don’t have a girlfriend either.” Arthur shot out quickly, noticing his assistant had opened his mouth again.
Alfred shut it, and the British man… paused uncomfortably.
…What the hell had possessed him to offer that info up? Arthur fell into a sudden hole of discomfort. He could’ve shot himself. It wasn’t as if he needed to give the other man any more ammunition to add to his already impressive arsenal of annoyances
( ... )
It Was Tuesday - Part 3c
anonymous
December 4 2009, 10:13:32 UTC
Alfred heaved a sigh and sat back in his chair. The secretary pictured his boss in his mind - thick eyebrows scowling for all he was worth, mouth wide open as he raged over something (Attack Mode: +500 Aggro). He didn’t see why his friend always had to bring up his employer.
“He’s… old.” Not really. “And a complete bastard.” But it’s funny
( ... )
Re: It Was Tuesday - Part 3d
anonymous
December 4 2009, 17:44:42 UTC
So Alfred finally realizes it! Now, what about Arthur...?
Oh, and just want to say that I loved you making Kiku Alfred's friend. And showing how Kiku and just about everybody else twigs on to their "special" relationship before they do.
Specifically, England is the head of a big corporation (empire, yo). Who's the person he's closest to? America. Who annoys him daily.
Anon can give America any job they choose. Co-worker and fellow executive? Personal assistant (Anyone else imagine America as the male equivalent of the bombshell secretary in the tight skirt and low cut shirt who sits on the boss's desk, and can be really chatty and catty but is actually on top of everything)? Either way, no one can understand why he keeps America around when it seems like England will blow a gasket at least once a day.
...Well, it's because at least the sex is fantastic.
I would love for a nice mix of comedy, tension, and sex, plz. Definitely looking for smut. And at least one argument over coffee. England/America in that order.
Can include other nations in "business" and their co-workers or assistants as well. Other pairings or triangles (even with England and/or America) so long as it ends England/America.
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Alfred feigned a hurt look and then grinned, leaning back in his seat comfortably. “Yeah, because all Americans sound like that.” He gained a sly smile. “I could probably do a great impression of your wife, though.”
Arthur snorted loudly, shaking his head in actual amusement this time. “I shudder to think about what you could come up with. In any case, I’m not married. Thank heavens.”
“That’s too bad.” Alfred quirked an eyebrow unsympathetically. “And here I was looking forward to trying it.”
“And I don’t have a girlfriend either.” Arthur shot out quickly, noticing his assistant had opened his mouth again.
Alfred shut it, and the British man… paused uncomfortably.
…What the hell had possessed him to offer that info up? Arthur fell into a sudden hole of discomfort. He could’ve shot himself. It wasn’t as if he needed to give the other man any more ammunition to add to his already impressive arsenal of annoyances ( ... )
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“He’s… old.” Not really. “And a complete bastard.” But it’s funny ( ... )
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*read read read*
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This...is...so...AWESOME.
*flails*
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Hehe, Alfred's man-crush is so cute~! This entire fill is cute. Can't wait for more, anon!
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Oh, and just want to say that I loved you making Kiku Alfred's friend. And showing how Kiku and just about everybody else twigs on to their "special" relationship before they do.
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Oh, and... he touched his knee.
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GAHHHHHH ALFRED IS SO CUTE, BLUSHING JUST BECAUSE OF GETTING CAUGHT STARING AND A KNEE-TOUCH AHHHHHH
AFDJSKLFJASDFA;S SCREAM FLAIL
THIS IS SO MUCH LOVE SERIOUSLY IDEK
ANOOOOOOOON ♥♥♥
don't feel pressured!, just keep up what you're doing right now and we will all be happy forever :3
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I LOVE YOU, ANON. ♥
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That is all I have to say
<3
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*kicks cliffhanger hard*
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Even if you don't have an update on hand, at least post a link to a placeholder! This parts about to max!
Please! I've lost so many fills... ;-----;
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