Surgeon General's Warning: Beware the CRACK AU
anonymous
February 18 2010, 23:41:31 UTC
Arthur happens to be the hapless squire/knight/magician's apprentice sent to slay the overlarge lizard that's been terrorizing the land. Said firebreathing dragon happens to be named Alfred, and he happens to like collecting precious things for his hoard.
Alfred, once he's disarmed/defeated etc Arthur (preferebly in some fashion that makes it clear just how AWESOME he is) decides that he'll collect a treasure from Arthur.
Namely, his virginity.
PS: please have Alfred be one of those dragons that can shape-shift; I cringe at the mechanics otherwise.
Note: If you can work in some references to Alfred's brother Matthew, that would be *wonderful*
Fire-breathing Dragon Alfred!
anonymous
February 19 2010, 01:01:12 UTC
YES OMG this is the best request I have ever seen! Alfred would make such a cracky, quirky dragon...who likes to eat HAMBURGERS!
Arthur is the gallant knight intent on slaying the dragon. But who was the damsel-in-distress human sacrifice that got offered to appease the dragon's hunger and save the villagers? Maybe they failed in cooking Alfred's favorite meal and set off his fire-breathing temper? heh
Alfred the Racist Dragon [1/?]
anonymous
February 19 2010, 18:31:18 UTC
Okay so title has nothing to do with the story, I just HAD to put a Flight of the Conchords reference in somehow. XD Anon from above, by the way. Hope this isn't too much fail
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Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [2/?]
anonymous
February 20 2010, 04:03:14 UTC
When morning came, Arthur awoke to the first rays of the sun shining into his face and the butterflies in his stomach still fluttering about with nerves. He rose quickly, preparing all the necessary materials for battle- Alastair's greatsword, armour, and riding gear were all laid out onto the bed, and their food rations were replenished with as much as the village could sacrifice for them. He felt a pang of guilt at taking so much with them, but it seemed so little and knowing his brothers' appetites, it would barely last them a day
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Alfred, once he's disarmed/defeated etc Arthur (preferebly in some fashion that makes it clear just how AWESOME he is) decides that he'll collect a treasure from Arthur.
Namely, his virginity.
PS: please have Alfred be one of those dragons that can shape-shift; I cringe at the mechanics otherwise.
Note: If you can work in some references to Alfred's brother Matthew, that would be *wonderful*
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Arthur is the gallant knight intent on slaying the dragon. But who was the damsel-in-distress human sacrifice that got offered to appease the dragon's hunger and save the villagers? Maybe they failed in cooking Alfred's favorite meal and set off his fire-breathing temper? heh
SECONDED so much!
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This meme needs more dragons... *nods*
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I love Squire!England. I can't wait for more!!
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God I love this already, and your writing is amazing to boot. /clings to writer!anon's leg
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Seriously, though. This is looking amazing. When do we get to see Alfreddddd?????
<3 <3 <3
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Mage/squire Arthur is love, UK brothers as a knighthood is awesome, and Dragon!Alfred is gonna be AWESOME!
Also, Prussia! <3 <3 <3
*Rolls about on the floor happily*
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should be
Hot breath spilled over him and enveloped him in a terrible blast of heat.
That is what I get for doing this in the wee hours of the morning. XD Sorry to all the grammar sticklers out there (like me XD).
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