Surgeon General's Warning: Beware the CRACK AU
anonymous
February 18 2010, 23:41:31 UTC
Arthur happens to be the hapless squire/knight/magician's apprentice sent to slay the overlarge lizard that's been terrorizing the land. Said firebreathing dragon happens to be named Alfred, and he happens to like collecting precious things for his hoard.
Alfred, once he's disarmed/defeated etc Arthur (preferebly in some fashion that makes it clear just how AWESOME he is) decides that he'll collect a treasure from Arthur.
Namely, his virginity.
PS: please have Alfred be one of those dragons that can shape-shift; I cringe at the mechanics otherwise.
Note: If you can work in some references to Alfred's brother Matthew, that would be *wonderful*
Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [3.5/?]
anonymous
February 20 2010, 22:29:00 UTC
Please update! I can't wait to see what happens next. I really want to see Arthur's reaction when he sees the dragon in his "human form". Don't know why, but I have this strange fetish of sexy men transformed from something deadly or unhuman ^///^.
Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [4/?]
anonymous
February 21 2010, 14:39:09 UTC
Sorry for the short chapter- I'm piled with work at school now and I don't think I'll be able to update as frequently. :( To all the reviewers- I love you! I really didn't think this fic would be worth much, but you guys really give me hope. :D
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Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [5/?]
anonymous
March 1 2010, 15:16:13 UTC
Arthur sighed as he sank deeper into the cool spring of clear water- perfectly clean, Alfred had assured him, with nothing living in it at all- that was tucked into one corner of the cave. The sunlight from the giant entranceway fell in shining strips along the water, blocked by the looming stalactites and stalagmites, lighting the spring in irregular patches. Arthur frowned at the picture he painted- his head and shoulders illuminated in the sparkling water, everything below shrouded in darkness, except for the very tips of his toes. It was a comical sight, if the way Alfred had openly laughed at him earlier was any indication
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Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [5/?]
anonymous
March 1 2010, 17:44:53 UTC
wootwoot! So glad to see an update authornon- this stuff is as gold as Alfred's shiny scales. :3 I love how he's trying to not traumatize the clearly neurotic human, lol.
*ceases breathing til next update* recaptcha: brigham then
Alfred, once he's disarmed/defeated etc Arthur (preferebly in some fashion that makes it clear just how AWESOME he is) decides that he'll collect a treasure from Arthur.
Namely, his virginity.
PS: please have Alfred be one of those dragons that can shape-shift; I cringe at the mechanics otherwise.
Note: If you can work in some references to Alfred's brother Matthew, that would be *wonderful*
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You're awesomeness makes me want to cry...
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Lol, Alfred ganked Ivan's waterpipe. I think it'd be hilariousif one of Alfred's treasures was super magical lube stolen from France 8D
Poor Arthur. If only he had his unicorn friends to save his virginity~ Please update soon :3
Btw, have you posted this on the fills page? I don't remember seeing it.
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Thank you for your comment as well- yes, I had to throw the water pipe in somewhere! :D
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I love this fill, f5ing all the way!
CAPTCHA says 'lavishing great'
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ReCaptcha: Govern hotness (Ohohoho I like where ReCaptcha is going with this~ ;D)
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*ceases breathing til next update*
recaptcha: brigham then
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