Surgeon General's Warning: Beware the CRACK AU
anonymous
February 18 2010, 23:41:31 UTC
Arthur happens to be the hapless squire/knight/magician's apprentice sent to slay the overlarge lizard that's been terrorizing the land. Said firebreathing dragon happens to be named Alfred, and he happens to like collecting precious things for his hoard.
Alfred, once he's disarmed/defeated etc Arthur (preferebly in some fashion that makes it clear just how AWESOME he is) decides that he'll collect a treasure from Arthur.
Namely, his virginity.
PS: please have Alfred be one of those dragons that can shape-shift; I cringe at the mechanics otherwise.
Note: If you can work in some references to Alfred's brother Matthew, that would be *wonderful*
Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [6/7]
anonymous
March 4 2010, 01:31:28 UTC
Things are moving a bit faster now. This is the last chapter for this part- there'll be an epilogue coming up, you'll see why later. Thanks so much anons for all your support
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Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [6.5/7]
anonymous
March 4 2010, 01:32:44 UTC
"Oh, God, Arthur! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to scare you like that! I just- I just didn't think and I-"
"Why did you save me?" Arthur asked shakily, then he licked his lips and asked the question that had been bothering him since he had been taken. "What do you really want from me?"
"It's like I said. You're... you're interesting, Artie. I mean, it's not often I see a human like you, and-"
"I'm interesting?" he yelled, breathing heavily. "You think that justifies it? You kidnapped me, you jerk, you took me away from my family, and you tried to-" his throat clenched around the word. "To rape me," he whispered, averting his eyes. He realised his bathrobe was still hanging open and he fixed it hurriedly, holding it closed with shaking hands, his face burning
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Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [6.5/7]
anonymous
March 4 2010, 15:43:22 UTC
Wahhhhh! A kiss! A KIIIIIISS
And then Arthur rejected him! Normally I'd wail, but here I can totally see why. And dragon-shifting Alfred is just sooooo cool, and - awww - he promised not to do it anymore, does that mean Arthur will have to initiate the next thing?
Author!non here!
anonymous
March 4 2010, 17:30:24 UTC
Aw, thanks for the comment. :D Yeah, I really was trying to be realistic- I was stuck for ages trying to figure out how to get to the one part of the request I haven't gotten to, because in my head I just couldn't see Arthur accepting Alfred just like that.
Glad you found dragon-man!Alfred cool! I normally don't go for anthro but for some reason the idea of an American dragon man just seemed so awesome.
And hmm, about Arthur initiating... We'll see. I haven't actually written the next part since I apparently still have coursework due in a few days (even though I've already finished my exams, the evil things). But do you think that Arthur will initiate, given the current state of their relationship? XD It's not probable, but still entirely possible and I thank you for opening my mind to that idea. I'll have to look into that.
Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [6.5/7]
anonymous
March 4 2010, 17:30:55 UTC
FAN!ANON IS A FAN. 8D I was so excited to see an update; that kiss was hawt, and Alfred being a mix of sweet-and-earnest yet having that must. hoard. treasure. mentality is so interesting~ <3
First of all, I'd just like to say that I really love this. The characterization, the imagery...beauty.
Secondly, I love it all the more for the title, and the memories it holds. (Ah, English class~)
Third, I would really like to take a crack at a second fill, if no one minds. I've got an alternate storyline clawing at the inside of my head, begging to be written. Of course, I'll still be waiting with baited breath for this brilliant fill to be updated~!
Re: Alfred the Racist Dragon [7b/7]
anonymous
March 7 2010, 03:34:32 UTC
Arthur's voice rang out, halting the argument. He had stood up and was breathing heavily, hands clenched into fists. "It may have been two years since I was part of society, but I haven't forgotten protocol. We are guests in your house, and it is dishonourable of you to treat us in this manner!"
Andras looked pleadingly at Arthur. "Brother, please-"
"All my life, you've belittled me and talked over my head like I never meant anything to you. Now you're all high and mighty and still acting like I don't understand a thing of what's going on. Alfred has treated me with the highest respect, which is much more than I can say about you!"
Alastair stood as well. "Arthur, I will not tolerate this in our house!"
"No." Arthur threw a dark glare at the servants, and they scurried to the kitchen to bring out the food. "I am still a part of this noble house and I say that we are going to sit down and eat like a happy family
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Writer!Anon FAILS at posting. T_T
anonymous
March 7 2010, 04:03:05 UTC
I'm terribly sorry for the double-post! It ate up a potential post slot for another, better fill. D: D: D: *dies* If I ever find a way to delete it I will, I promise!
Anyway, author's notes. To any who are curious, here's where I got the title: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4 though you probably already knew that hurr-*shot*
More things you already know: Andras was Wales, Anrothan was Ireland, and Alastair was the beloved Scotland. Also, by now you may have realized that I am an absolute SAP, and I cannot write a smutty scene to save my life (and I'm not an advocate of underage sex so there, hah, Arthur is of age!). XD Um, Arthur's road to knighthood was cut short, but the magic lessons were only put on hold, so perhaps one time I'll de-anon and come up with the little tidbits from their 2 years together (which I actually already have planned out, hehe).
Thanks much to all the anons out there who supported me, and especially to the second filler.
Alfred, once he's disarmed/defeated etc Arthur (preferebly in some fashion that makes it clear just how AWESOME he is) decides that he'll collect a treasure from Arthur.
Namely, his virginity.
PS: please have Alfred be one of those dragons that can shape-shift; I cringe at the mechanics otherwise.
Note: If you can work in some references to Alfred's brother Matthew, that would be *wonderful*
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"Why did you save me?" Arthur asked shakily, then he licked his lips and asked the question that had been bothering him since he had been taken. "What do you really want from me?"
"It's like I said. You're... you're interesting, Artie. I mean, it's not often I see a human like you, and-"
"I'm interesting?" he yelled, breathing heavily. "You think that justifies it? You kidnapped me, you jerk, you took me away from my family, and you tried to-" his throat clenched around the word. "To rape me," he whispered, averting his eyes. He realised his bathrobe was still hanging open and he fixed it hurriedly, holding it closed with shaking hands, his face burning ( ... )
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Gah, I don't really know what to write except I enjoyed this update <3
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And then Arthur rejected him! Normally I'd wail, but here I can totally see why. And dragon-shifting Alfred is just sooooo cool, and - awww - he promised not to do it anymore, does that mean Arthur will have to initiate the next thing?
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Glad you found dragon-man!Alfred cool! I normally don't go for anthro but for some reason the idea of an American dragon man just seemed so awesome.
And hmm, about Arthur initiating... We'll see. I haven't actually written the next part since I apparently still have coursework due in a few days (even though I've already finished my exams, the evil things). But do you think that Arthur will initiate, given the current state of their relationship? XD It's not probable, but still entirely possible and I thank you for opening my mind to that idea. I'll have to look into that.
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I was so excited to see an update; that kiss was hawt, and Alfred being a mix of sweet-and-earnest yet having that must. hoard. treasure. mentality is so interesting~ <3
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Secondly, I love it all the more for the title, and the memories it holds. (Ah, English class~)
Third, I would really like to take a crack at a second fill, if no one minds. I've got an alternate storyline clawing at the inside of my head, begging to be written. Of course, I'll still be waiting with baited breath for this brilliant fill to be updated~!
Captcha: his alto
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Ooh, a second fill! I'd love to read your take on this! <3 This one's almost done anyway. :D The lucky OP has many people who like this request, haha.
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Andras looked pleadingly at Arthur. "Brother, please-"
"All my life, you've belittled me and talked over my head like I never meant anything to you. Now you're all high and mighty and still acting like I don't understand a thing of what's going on. Alfred has treated me with the highest respect, which is much more than I can say about you!"
Alastair stood as well. "Arthur, I will not tolerate this in our house!"
"No." Arthur threw a dark glare at the servants, and they scurried to the kitchen to bring out the food. "I am still a part of this noble house and I say that we are going to sit down and eat like a happy family ( ... )
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Anyway, author's notes. To any who are curious, here's where I got the title: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4 though you probably already knew that hurr-*shot*
More things you already know: Andras was Wales, Anrothan was Ireland, and Alastair was the beloved Scotland. Also, by now you may have realized that I am an absolute SAP, and I cannot write a smutty scene to save my life (and I'm not an advocate of underage sex so there, hah, Arthur is of age!). XD Um, Arthur's road to knighthood was cut short, but the magic lessons were only put on hold, so perhaps one time I'll de-anon and come up with the little tidbits from their 2 years together (which I actually already have planned out, hehe).
Thanks much to all the anons out there who supported me, and especially to the second filler.
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If you want to get the double post deleted just drop the mods a note about it in the Mod Post Here:
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4611.html
Thanks again for the lovely story!
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