Fill #2: "Phases" [1a/??]
anonymous
February 25 2010, 20:25:30 UTC
Note: So first of all, I'm *not* 2nd Fill Offering anon. Instead, I am kamikaze fill sneak-attack anon. Quite some time ago, I wrote another Russia/America mpreg (http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=16618274#t16618274). I bring this up because this current fill can but does not have to be considered a much fluffier sequel to that fic, as I will likely be bringing in an older version of that fic's Alaska character for a cameo or two in this one.
-- Phase 1: Launch
Over the many, many years he had been a part of this earth, Russia had gained something of a reputation. And, like any truly worthy reputation, it was thorough. It incorporated all of the senses: the scent of gunpowder and dried sunflower, hearing a faint kolkolkol in a dark, seemingly empty room, feeling as a lead pipe slams into the side of your head, tasting rust as your own blood coats your tongue, and finally opening your eyes again only to see a wide grin looming
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Re: Fill #2: "Phases" [3c/??]
anonymous
March 9 2010, 11:52:39 UTC
I really want the baby to be a girl now! I think I know what the name was, but I'll wait 'til the end to be sure.
I laughed so loudly when I read the part about the leg falling off the doll and how it was made in the US. Also how the flour baby looked creepy, I could totally imagine that. All of that was just too funny!
Fill #2: "Phases" [4a/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 03:03:48 UTC
Back again with one hilariously untimely chapter! --- Phase 3: Mission Conflicts
“You don't seem to understand the... severity of the things I forgot thanks to my case of pregnancy brain,” America had said, eyes slightly wild as he busied about setting out various gaudy decorations. “I need salted cod! I have to make lutefisk! Do you have any idea what Minnesota will do if he gets here and that vile garbage isn't here to great him? There will be a reckoning. I think I've got some lye under the sink... oh God, it takes over a week to make that stuff. I have to get started today on that nightmare food for it to be ready in time
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Fill #2: "Phases" [4b/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 03:08:45 UTC
Seven days and the creation of one horrific-looking vat of lutefisk later, Christmas Eve had descended upon America's house along with his states. They had trickled in over the course of the week, and as the crowd grew larger and larger by the day, Russia was finding it harder and harder to have quality alone time with America. Every time they'd get caught under mistletoe, America would be whisked away by a gaggle of boisterous states to settle some inane argument like how to properly pronounce 'pecan'. Or America would proclaim that the baby was kicking, and before Russia could get his hand on the rounding stomach and feel the little bumps that had made him almost deliriously giddy for the last couple of weeks, he'd be crowded out by a flock of cooing half-siblings. Even mornings held no snuggling guarantees, as Russia had woken up five times this week to find America out of bed well before himself, greeting early-arriving states, covertly wrapping presents, or making fine adjustments to the placement of decorations on the enormous
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Fill #2: "Phases" [4c/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 03:11:07 UTC
“Well... I guess you weren't awake when I got dressed this morning. And I did forget to warn you about the Ugly Sweater family tradition,” America muttered. And it certainly was an ugly sweater. It was a bright, take-no-prisoners red color with several green bows, a Santa face with cotton ball beard at chest level, and 'ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO SEE MY FEET' in yellow letters across his swollen belly. He smiled fondly as he fingered the stitched letters. “I found it laid out on the edge of the bed when I woke up this morning. None of the states have admitted to making it, though
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Fill #2: "Phases" [4d/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 03:13:10 UTC
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For several minutes, Russia helped his son remove the large protective tarp from the swimming pool in the yard and test out the thickness of the ice while they engaged in idle talk. Following that, they made their way to the nearby storage shed to acquire hockey sticks, a puck, and the small portable nets which would serve as goals.
As they began to pile the items outside the shed, Russia asked, “Are you upset about the new baby?”
“Huh?” Alaska asked, turning to give Russia a confused look. “Why would I be?”
“Your older brothers bossing you around seemed to bother you, and I was reading a book which said children may resent becoming older siblings...”
“Ha. Don't worry about that. I have 48 older siblings and one younger sister. Not only that, I was just shy of nine months old when Dad had Hawaii. I have literally no recollection of not being surrounded by siblings
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The last line made me laugh out loud, for real. And America writing a book for parents, that's too perfect! XD Well, he would have more experience than anyone.
Oh GOD XDD. The last line is classic. You have me doubled over laughing and actually replying to a fill. Let's make babies :'D. And yes Korea, I will breast feed.
Re: Fill #2: "Phases" [4e/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 04:48:24 UTC
Thank you! Every time I have Christmas with my relatives, it's pe-CAN this, pe-CAN that! Gah, northerners.
In other news, I adored this chapter. You seriously write one of the cutest Russias on this meme. And America's 'USA' thing was very clever. America's not just a good daddy, he's an expert daddy.
Re: Fill #2: "Phases" [4e/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 06:13:33 UTC
D'AWWWWWWWWWW. I love this chapter. Protective daddy!Russia, UGLY SWEATERS, cranky teenager!Alaska, ice hockey, scary vat of lutefish, author!America, slfjDFLJKDLFJDLKJF so much awesome in this chapter it makes me F5 forever.
Re: Fill #2: "Phases" [4e/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 06:25:04 UTC
I have to siagree with you're pronounciation of pecan. And that name you gave Alaska (same anon who made to comment about clicha Russian names) i associate with pure evil...
other than that good chapter, I jut love good daddy Russia. It's like a fetish of mine.
RC now Chickens Are they having chicken for dinner? I'm from VA so we have ham... but I like chicken too.
Re: Fill #2: "Phases" [4e/??]
anonymous
March 16 2010, 07:10:23 UTC
Argh I've been following this for a while now and it is soo cute!! I rejoice every time I see a new chapter. I especially liked the Russia and Alaska bonding time . . it was precious. XD
Fill #2: "Phases" [5a/??]
anonymous
March 20 2010, 01:36:54 UTC
This is my first time writing a lot of the characters you will see in this chapter, so consider yourselves duly warned! Please let me know if I screwed up too badly.Phase 5: Meteor Shower
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Phase 1: Launch
Over the many, many years he had been a part of this earth, Russia had gained something of a reputation. And, like any truly worthy reputation, it was thorough. It incorporated all of the senses: the scent of gunpowder and dried sunflower, hearing a faint kolkolkol in a dark, seemingly empty room, feeling as a lead pipe slams into the side of your head, tasting rust as your own blood coats your tongue, and finally opening your eyes again only to see a wide grin looming ( ... )
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I laughed so loudly when I read the part about the leg falling off the doll and how it was made in the US. Also how the flour baby looked creepy, I could totally imagine that. All of that was just too funny!
I can't wait for more!
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Phase 3: Mission Conflicts
“You don't seem to understand the... severity of the things I forgot thanks to my case of pregnancy brain,” America had said, eyes slightly wild as he busied about setting out various gaudy decorations. “I need salted cod! I have to make lutefisk! Do you have any idea what Minnesota will do if he gets here and that vile garbage isn't here to great him? There will be a reckoning. I think I've got some lye under the sink... oh God, it takes over a week to make that stuff. I have to get started today on that nightmare food for it to be ready in time ( ... )
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For several minutes, Russia helped his son remove the large protective tarp from the swimming pool in the yard and test out the thickness of the ice while they engaged in idle talk. Following that, they made their way to the nearby storage shed to acquire hockey sticks, a puck, and the small portable nets which would serve as goals.
As they began to pile the items outside the shed, Russia asked, “Are you upset about the new baby?”
“Huh?” Alaska asked, turning to give Russia a confused look. “Why would I be?”
“Your older brothers bossing you around seemed to bother you, and I was reading a book which said children may resent becoming older siblings...”
“Ha. Don't worry about that. I have 48 older siblings and one younger sister. Not only that, I was just shy of nine months old when Dad had Hawaii. I have literally no recollection of not being surrounded by siblings ( ... )
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In other news, I adored this chapter. You seriously write one of the cutest Russias on this meme. And America's 'USA' thing was very clever. America's not just a good daddy, he's an expert daddy.
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other than that good chapter, I jut love good daddy Russia. It's like a fetish of mine.
RC now Chickens
Are they having chicken for dinner? I'm from VA so we have ham... but I like chicken too.
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I especially liked the Russia and Alaska bonding time . . it was precious. XD
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I'm loving this, so much, Anon!
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And thank you for naming lutefisk Nightmare Food. Because it is.
And I'm going to believe that Wisconsin gave Alfred that horrible sweater, because that's the sort of thing that people do here to be "funny."
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