The Ultimate Battle: Canon vs Badfic!Fandom
anonymous
March 12 2010, 04:39:11 UTC
In which IC, well-characterized nations meet the disgustingly OOC badfic fandom versions of themselves. And they are Not Pleased.
Examples: England meets Woobie/Victim!England, Canada meets Moe-Blob!Canada, America meets Retarded/Nothing but a Jackass!America, Russia meets Rapetruck!Russia, etc
Any character you want. They've all been ruined at least once in badfic, right? And I doubt any of them would be happy about it XD
Bonus: Including a three-version, "Yaoi term" format (like, Uke!England who's nothing but a submissive, crying wreck who's oh-so-hurt that America left him, IC England, and Seme!England, Badass British Empire that apparently spends his time commiting non-con shota with his colonies and is a ruthless pirate on the side)
The Best Characters EVAR {1/?}
anonymous
March 12 2010, 12:45:30 UTC
I usualy hate to use Japanese honorifics, but it was confusing with three Matthews running around, so I did what I had to do. There will be at least one more part.
Grey, rainy morning's light filtered in through the curtains beside Matthew's bed. A single eye opened. Even in his half-woken state, he was aware of the utterly distressing situation he found himself in.
Rolling over slowly, he eventually alligned his eyes with those of another's. The eyes were very similar to his own, but the ones he looked at seemed so much more... Emotional"Oh maple, don't hurt me!" the person currently occupying his bed squeaked
( ... )
My lord, this is is beautiful XD There are so many great lines, so for the sake of not copy-pasting 2/3 of the part, I'll just say I love it all equally.
And "Mattie-chan" buuuuurns, but in such a hilarious way. The bit with him rolling onto his back like a submissive dog, fabulous XD The scariest part is I almost feel as though Mattie-chan and Williams were made for each other, haha. Scariest relationship ever
This is hilarious, authornon! I'll definitely be waiting for more. <3
The Best Characters EVAR {2/?}
anonymous
March 14 2010, 06:35:34 UTC
Authoranon does a little bit of fourth-wall breaching in this one, for shits and giggles. Also please excuse my Fail!England. Not so good at him.
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As the tea leaves unfurled in his hot water, Arthur similarly unfurled the daily newspaper. To his dismay, his solitutde was interrupted by a visitor at his door.
Heaving a sigh, he found himself unlocking the deadbolt and swinging the door open.
"Who are you?" was his immediate reaction. He recognized Matthew, In the back, but the identity of the two men in front of him was utterly puzzling.
"Matthew, m'boy!" Arthur gawked at the now sobbing man-child and the gritty beast patting his back, "What on Earth are you doing at my house with these... These...?"
"I thought you would know!" Matthew hysterically flailed
( ... )
Re: The Best Characters EVAR {2/?}
anonymous
March 14 2010, 10:04:01 UTC
Note to self: make foursome prompt.
THIS IS SO TOTALLY WICKED!
AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME fill. Mattie is really, really creepy, as is Williams (his introductory line actually made me jump) and this chapter ... dear gods, this chapter. You like, distilled win and then used it in the ink to write this, didn't you?
Examples: England meets Woobie/Victim!England, Canada meets Moe-Blob!Canada, America meets Retarded/Nothing but a Jackass!America, Russia meets Rapetruck!Russia, etc
Any character you want. They've all been ruined at least once in badfic, right? And I doubt any of them would be happy about it XD
Bonus: Including a three-version, "Yaoi term" format (like, Uke!England who's nothing but a submissive, crying wreck who's oh-so-hurt that America left him, IC England, and Seme!England, Badass British Empire that apparently spends his time commiting non-con shota with his colonies and is a ruthless pirate on the side)
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Grey, rainy morning's light filtered in through the curtains beside Matthew's bed. A single eye opened. Even in his half-woken state, he was aware of the utterly distressing situation he found himself in.
Rolling over slowly, he eventually alligned his eyes with those of another's. The eyes were very similar to his own, but the ones he looked at seemed so much more... Emotional"Oh maple, don't hurt me!" the person currently occupying his bed squeaked ( ... )
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Tee hee, Manada makes me chuckle, and superuke!Canada is...well, scary, personally.
"I can't go on without feeling a giant, throbbing cock take up my insides! I need it!"
Right there, I lost it. xD I was with Canada going, WTF?!
Every bad fic. EVER. Always with the super slut, super vulnerable Mattie. xP
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recaptcha: even mathilde...recaptcha wants some girl!matthew, apparently
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And here I thought that Canada-chan was gonna ask Manly!Canada to fuck him.
If this were a hotel, I'd give it 6 stars :D
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I LOST IT XD
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"... I need to sit down,"
These killed me. This is my spirit you're speaking to.
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And "Mattie-chan" buuuuurns, but in such a hilarious way. The bit with him rolling onto his back like a submissive dog, fabulous XD The scariest part is I almost feel as though Mattie-chan and Williams were made for each other, haha. Scariest relationship ever
This is hilarious, authornon! I'll definitely be waiting for more. <3
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As the tea leaves unfurled in his hot water, Arthur similarly unfurled the daily newspaper. To his dismay, his solitutde was interrupted by a visitor at his door.
Heaving a sigh, he found himself unlocking the deadbolt and swinging the door open.
"Who are you?" was his immediate reaction. He recognized Matthew, In the back, but the identity of the two men in front of him was utterly puzzling.
"Matthew, m'boy!" Arthur gawked at the now sobbing man-child and the gritty beast patting his back, "What on Earth are you doing at my house with these... These...?"
"I thought you would know!" Matthew hysterically flailed ( ... )
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THIS IS SO TOTALLY WICKED!
AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME fill. Mattie is really, really creepy, as is Williams (his introductory line actually made me jump) and this chapter ... dear gods, this chapter. You like, distilled win and then used it in the ink to write this, didn't you?
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And England, you're so transparent, it took Canada three questions to reveal your steamyEVIL! plans.
btw i was ttly there with my face pressed up against the window
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I love how you pulled Arthur into this. I should have suspected it, since it really is one of the ultimate fanfiction cliches for the series, haha XD
Awesome, authornon~
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Oh God author!anon, I nearly died. This is beyond amazing.
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Cannot stop laughing now, great fill.
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