What Fits Into Russia?
anonymous
June 2 2010, 02:27:43 UTC
America and Canada see this and start to wonder...what does fit into Russia? They satisfy their curiosity by DPing him.
(If you're unfamiliar with this, this is a skit from a Canadian show in the 80s that was broadcast in the US. The premise of this clip was that the Soviet channel, CCCP1, hijacked their signal and started showing annoying shows.)
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anonymous
June 12 2010, 05:45:55 UTC
It was hockey night at America’s, which meant it was Canada’s turn to bring the snack and beer. (Actually every time he ended up making snacks, and American beer was just plain disgusting.) Canada raised his fist to rap on the door, but the oak wood swung open and an arm shot out and grabbed the beer from his hands
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anonymous
June 16 2010, 03:14:41 UTC
Russia knocked on the door and waited for Canada to answer. It was a lovely evening, soft flurries piling a half meter high on the streets. Ivan was curious as to why Canada had invited him; it was very unusual for anyone to contact him at all. Even more so for his shy, arctic neighbor
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anonymous
June 22 2010, 01:55:56 UTC
There...there is something so incredibly awesome about this line:
The first voice seemed timid, soft like a breathe in the forest. Difficult to hear, but easily felt when you turn to see the giant brown bear breathing against your skin before it clenches down and shatters your vertebrae into thousands of calcium laden shards that spear into your spinal cord causing your body to fall numb into the welcoming embrace of the furry beast enjoying a nice late afternoon snack consisting of femur and a side of patella.
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anonymous
June 24 2010, 04:19:33 UTC
So that is the game the little ones wanted to play. It would certainly be interesting. “You think that you can fill Mother Russia? It is a laughable concept. Russia is much too big for two, tiny, little nations
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anonymous
June 24 2010, 04:26:34 UTC
I actually interrupted by own reading to say that this is the most hilarious thought process ever: and 2.) Drawing attention to himself really did not seem the best way to get out of this situation un-sodomized. I mean, the situation would be horrifying in real life, but the wording is just-- I can't stop laughing, I don't even know. XD
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anonymous
June 24 2010, 06:40:44 UTC
North Americans comparing sizes lol
>>Ivan would not have minded having one or both of the brothers tied up for his own pleasure, actually that was rather appealing. He should work on that… but first, getting out of this binding.
America and Canada see this and start to wonder...what does fit into Russia? They satisfy their curiosity by DPing him.
(If you're unfamiliar with this, this is a skit from a Canadian show in the 80s that was broadcast in the US. The premise of this clip was that the Soviet channel, CCCP1, hijacked their signal and started showing annoying shows.)
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yes~ cant wait to see the rest of this
eerrr someone please delete the fail!post of mine and keep this one ; . ;
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I love this so far, can't wait for more~
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Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
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ReCaptcha: kenneled committee; ..... ^ ^;;
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The first voice seemed timid, soft like a breathe in the forest. Difficult to hear, but easily felt when you turn to see the giant brown bear breathing against your skin before it clenches down and shatters your vertebrae into thousands of calcium laden shards that spear into your spinal cord causing your body to fall numb into the welcoming embrace of the furry beast enjoying a nice late afternoon snack consisting of femur and a side of patella.
ILU AUTHORNON.
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Extended metaphors are good in moderation.
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>>Ivan would not have minded having one or both of the brothers tied up for his own pleasure, actually that was rather appealing. He should work on that… but first, getting out of this binding.
Oh jebus the image!!! WE NEED A REVENGE FIC!!!
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