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Mail-order Bride AU - America/Ukraine or America/Taiwan

[anonymous]

Alfred F. Jones is a successful American [insert job here - businessman, diplomat, something busy], charming and good at what he does. Unfortunately, his job doesn't allow much time for him to get out and socialize outside of business functions. Plus, most of the women he's dated are usually either out for his money. He's stressed and lonely, looking for companionship and stability in his life

Mail Order Mix Up [1a/?]

[anonymous]

The sun came through the window of Alfred Jones’s bedroom and fell across his half asleep face. It was a lovely spring morning with birds chirping outside his window, and due to it being only ten on a Saturday morning there was only the occasional car that went down the street outside. He was only thirty, yet still very successful, despite having no wife or children. He was paid well and with his money invested in a lovely town home on a quiet road in Washington DC. He had a comfortable government job that he was good at, and figured that it would be a good idea to put money into a house so that with a job as good as his and a home it would be no trouble to find a pretty little wife, start a family with her, and live comfortably. Only, well that hadn’t actually happened, and he was finding his life in the four bedroom home to be lonely wishing he would have just gotten an apartment

Mail Order Mix Up [1b/?]

[anonymous]

He took a deep breath decided to test his skills and moved down the stairs one hand on the rail. Quietly he turned the corner and made his way to the kitchen down the short hallway. Peaking in he saw the intruder, and she was beautiful to say the least. A pretty face and golden blonde hair, well, he had noticed the hair, the face not so much but with a chest like this woman had on her he was sure as hell hoping her face could rival those tits. There were textbook Perky D’s and defiantly the very first thing he noticed. The gorgeous breasts even distracted him. Alfred suddenly forgot that he was standing in the threshold to the kitchen looking to get a thief slash stalker ex girlfriend out of his house. He was standing there now watching this woman with the perfect pair cooking and imagining what she would look like topless

Re: Mail Order Mix Up [1b/?]

[anonymous]

So cute! I hope to see more soon!

Re: Mail Order Mix Up [1b/?]

[anonymous]

I'm loving where this is going. *u* /bookmarks
Al, you're lucky Gil has a good eye. Ukraine is such a sweetheart! ♥

Re: Mail Order Mix Up [1b/?]

[anonymous]

So! I was just bemoaning the lack of this pairing anywhere; I thought it would be interesting, but I've never even seen it on this meme or the main LJ comm. So I checked on Pixiv and saw a million lovely pics and started earlier searching to no avail. Alas. Then this crossed the Fills List and I started looking for leftover Fourth of July fireworks to shoot off in my sparkly joy. *_*

This is going to be fucking awesome, anon. Well, of course, since it has both Alfred and Gilbert. ;D But seriously, this is going to be an interesting dynamic, I bet. And poor Alfred; it's great that his life is suddenly no longer empty, but, uh, that's a lot of "interesting" to add to his life all at once. ... And he's going to have so much trouble looking her in the eyes. :'D I wonder if there's a Russian expression that means "My eyes are up here, tyvm." You think?

Re: Mail Order Mix Up [1b/?]

[anonymous]

Also, thank you for bringing both het and hilarity to my kink meme. <3 I mean, there's no much hilarity yet, but we all know the potential hilarity of future misunderstandings with Ekatarina (and with his family and friends ABOUT Ekatarina!) is epic. :D

Mail Order Mix Up [2a/?]

[anonymous]

Alfred was determined. He’d woken up that morning with one thing on his mind. When he ate his breakfast that “Kat” (as he had dubbed the woman seeing how he had far too much trouble trying to pronounce her name) had made for him that same thing was on his mind. During his commute to work the same thing was on his mind. And now as he marched down the hallway to his office that same something was on his mind, he was going to crush Gilbert Beilshmidt

Re: Mail Order Mix Up [2b/?]

[anonymous]

“We all have her number just in case you need to be disciplined.” The other man was about to say something but shut his mouth. That did seem highly logical after all he was a troublemaker and it was a widely known fact that the only person he truly feared was his wife. He lunged at the phone and clicked it before there was any chance of the call being picked up again. “I can just call her back

Mail Order Mix Up [2c/?]

[anonymous]

“Velcome home~!” was cheerfully sang into Alfred’s ears as he walked into his house. There was the smell of something cooking on the stove and Kat had hurried into the hallway to greet him. She frowned a bit when she saw the tired look on his face but still hugged him and placed a kiss on his cheek, “How vas you day?” she asked. There was something in her eyes that he noticed that made it clear she did actually care

Mail Order Mix Up [2d/?]

[anonymous]

She nodded and seemed happy that was their topic of choice. “I do. I have a little brother and a little sister.” her eye brightened up and everything else from just sharing that little bit, “Vanya is so sveet. Uh his name is Ivan but we call him Vanya it is much sveeter and suits him. He is a very tall man now and misunderstood. People are afraid of him and he doesn’t have many friend, and most people fear him. My sister Natasha-her name is Nataliya but ve call her Natasha-is like Vanya because people are afraid of her-though she has a husband and he is the only person outside of our family who does not fear her

Re: Mail Order Mix Up [2d/?]

[anonymous]

Oh hey, serious!Gilbert exists. I knew that was in there. Somewhere. Deep down.

And oh my, the cliffhanger. ;D I'm looking forward to seeing Maria and Mattie's reactions. Well, and Arthur's. ... I'm guessing Mattie will laugh hysterically and the other two will (verbally) kick Alfred's ass. And hopefully give Ukraine lots of love. ... Is Ivan going to make an appearance sometime? :D? That would be epic, anon.

And hey, this doesn't disappoint at all; I'm curious to see how the relationship develops and how everyone else gets along, so I can't wait to see more. And physicist sounds fantastic for Alfred, actually. I mean, I guess he could also be something more boring like a geologist or the world's most hyper meteorologist, but it's gotta be science, yeah? Although ... what does that make Gilbert? A fellow physicist, or just someone else in the office? *curious*

glee, minor corrections, and a few links for the pairing

[anonymous]

This is off to such a cute beginning. You know, just the other day I was thinking that I wanted to see some of this pairing. Thank you for doing such a cute start. I sporfled at the name Al got, and the awesome Gilbert-Alfred friendship.

Also, I love this line: “Why do I have Ukrainian fiancée that I never met?”

minor corrections, though: “Did you see her tits? You should be grateful.”Gilbert went right to the defensive mode. “You have any idea how any photos I went through?”
-- any should be many

“Everyone lies on the internet. You lied that you were me and used a ridiculous username-which by the way may actually offend me more than the fat you got me a mail order bride.” ..fact, right? Although fat made me lol considering that it's Alfred

Re: Mail Order Mix Up [2d/?]

[anonymous]

I'm very curious about this fill. I hope you keep writing it!

Mail Order Mix Up [3a/?]

[anonymous]

“Hello” the female voice sang through the hallway again, her footsteps suddenly stopped as she sniffed the air and looked around confused, “Alfred what is going on?” she called walking farther into the house, pushing the door shut behind her as she walked

Mail Order Mix Up [3b/?]

[anonymous]

“Shut up! Every single girl you’ve been with seems nice right? Alfred they’re normally after your money right?” he said nothing so she just continued on, “Think about it, where is she even from Alfred? What Russia, you know how Russian women are and when they get with wealthy American men, why do they do that? Because their gold diggers who want US citizenship. Seriously Alfred I’m doing my best to make sure that you don’t end up getting your heart broken. I am your big sister and I want what’s the best for you-even if you feel like that makes me some kind of bitch-which you better not think because then I will not be at all happy about it and will kick your sorry little ass