So here's the scenario. America has a major crush on Russia and wants to spend as much time with him without making himself look suspicious(though it's blatantly obvious to everyone). Russia, being the sadistic bastard that he is, wants to mess with America a bit and recruits China to join in on the fun, together they try to make America jealous.
Eventually America snaps and publicly claims Russia. smexy times ensues!
How Russia and China makes America jealous and how America claims Russia as his is entirely up to author!anon.
Bonus: Russia tells America it was all just a joke to make him jealous and America gets extremely embarrassed.
Holding Out For A Hero (part 3l)
anonymous
February 16 2011, 03:11:44 UTC
"Me. You. We gotta..." the words died in his throat. What was he supposed to say? If he asked for a kiss, Russia might put meaning to it, get scared and push him away like he did when the Bolsheviks came into power. And that would put all his hardwork for nothing. He didn't want them to end up like France and England, who hated each other so much that it gave them energy. He didn't want a Romeo and Juliet kind of story.
"Amerika?" Russia asked, hand reaching out to touch his jaw lightly.
He felt like crying. This was unfair. He was never good at all this subtle flirting stuff. "I...I..." I want you to kiss me."Is Amerika catching cold?" he asked casually, as if he was asking if it was raining outside
( ... )
ShamelesslyEuropean!Anon
anonymous
February 16 2011, 13:05:55 UTC
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA ♥ I thought for sure this was abandoned ;_; In fact, I am so happy that...Have a five or six parts review! ^^
This update was fucking awesome, so long, and hilarious and beautiful at the end! almost in time for Christmas too ok, no, almost fittingly in time for Valentine's Day ;)
I'm absolutely in love with your writing style, particularly America's narration. Some instances:
Holy fuck, did he turn into a ninja?
"H-Hey. Y-You." He facepalmed inwardly.
America pushed down the thought that screamed that Canada was up to something. he totally is, listen to Weird Al
Ohgodohgodohgod what could it be? It was probably something fucking huge if it needed to be outside. Could it be a plane? Or a rocket? HOLY FUCKING SHIT, A SPACESHIP?!?!?! He wrenched the door open pretty hard, almost tearing the door off its hinges. Lol, spaceship. That would be the ultimate AmeRus gift.
The sound was akin to choirs of cherubs singing the Star-Spangled banner. America would have shed tears of admiration. Nothing
( ... )
"What?" America asked, his tone high-pitched. "I wasn't playing. Who's playing? What are video games? I've never ever heard of them in my life. You're talking nonsense. How's the weather outside?" Real smooth.
Hahaha, this entire part was fucking brilliant. It's so like America to get vindictive and take out the Soviet games, lol. And this America quickly took them and threw them across the room. Somebody yelped in pain as they got hit by the plastic cases. MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING AT WORK THANK YOU >.<
feeling a little guilty at rigging the secret Santa assignments. Russia really seemed to be buying that they keep getting each other out of a computer glitch. He felt bad for lying to him to his face.He's so innocent and cute, it makes me feel a little bad that Russia is playing with him so much. How will he react when Russia confesses the truth
( ... )
The fact that America calls Australia "brother" made me happy inside. In fact, the whole anglo-family interaction is made of absolute pure undilutted win, all the way through. Australia's terrifyingwonderful pets also made me squee. NZ is freakin awesome, you have to fill more prompts with her, hohoho; the gender confusion was fantastic especially America's disbelief and almost instant dismissal. And their names are superperfect, and just became my headcanon (Oz and Kiwi, lol). I really like your UK brothers, Wales acting more mature as they're older, like an uncle and got fucking sexy when he held his authority over Scotland, and Scotland being such a drunk jerk, hahaha, making poor America paranoid with Canada I wonder if you'll explore that more. I love your take on them, man. Also, poor England...
And guess what? I have a title now! Okay, so maybe some other US-related fanfics way better than this already used this title but if I get no violent reaction, I ain't chnagin' it. :DI will be eternally amused about the fact that you
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Requester! anon
anonymous
February 16 2011, 23:29:31 UTC
Oh America! You make him so adorable! and Russia is such a bastard for messing with America like that. this fill made the long wait worth it! It makes me to honored to have such a talented author writing this fill. thank you~♥!
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anonymous
February 17 2011, 02:41:35 UTC
This anon just died from America's adorableness, than she returned back to life to tell you that. No, really, Russia, how can you be so cruel to this guy? I even started to think this all gone too far, but the end made me melt. It was just too cute. Though I guess that won't stop Russia from playing with America's feelings. He is mean like that XDDD
And love for your Scotland, even though I had a hard time understanding him :D
"He took a potato chip and ate it. Oh yeah" Just as planned XDDD
Holding Out For A Hero (part 4a)
anonymous
February 25 2011, 15:46:06 UTC
Russia stared at the blond mess a few inches from his face. His left arm was draped on the other man's naked shoulder. It was already morning, maybe around eleven. His eyes widened. He was already late for his flight back home to Moscow. Putin was not going to be pleased
( ... )
Holding Out For A Hero (part 4b)
anonymous
February 25 2011, 15:47:57 UTC
When they first slept together, Russia had thought that America found his naked body disgusting. Over time, he realized that it was because of America's absurdly puritanical upbringing that he refused to see Russia's full naked glory in the morning light. Even after they'd slept together. It was a very strange characteristic of America's that he hoped he'd be able to cure him of some day.
"S-So...uhm...uh..."
Russia decided to tease him. "It was very enjoyable night."
America turned purple, trembling and gulping.
Russia grinned widely. "I will be having to wear longer sleeves, da? I believe you should also be wearing high collared--"
"Hey! Uh...did you know McDonald's didn't always have Ronald McDonald for a mascot?"
Holding Out For A Hero (part 4c)
anonymous
February 25 2011, 15:50:10 UTC
Russia opened another door. It was America's shed. He could see random pieces of melted metal that looked like they used to be faucet pipes, and wads of burnt wool. Russia blushed slightly. This must have been where America made his gift. He rubbed the back of his neck and looked over to where he had placed the gift last night. Now that it was under the morning light that spilled through America's windows, it looked...okay
( ... )
Holding Out For A Hero (part 4d)
anonymous
February 25 2011, 15:52:30 UTC
The strangest thing from this whole incident and the ones that preceded it, perhaps, was how America continued to delude himself that Russia didn't know about his feelings, no matter how blatantly obvious the clues were. Some of his actions didn't even qualify as hints anymore, and yet America continued to ignore these glaring details
( ... )
Holding Out For A Hero (part 4f)
anonymous
February 25 2011, 15:55:44 UTC
"Good-bye," Russia said, hanging up and then turning off his phone, his mood soured. Russia liked America's quirkiness from time to time, but he didn't like it when he was trying too hard to get his attention. Birds falling from the sky--most of America's birds should have already migrated to the south
( ... )
Re: Holding Out For A Hero (part 4f)
anonymous
February 25 2011, 22:06:38 UTC
This is charming! Ah, America being all uptight and puritanical and messing up snuggling. The bit with the birds at the end made me laugh out loud. Damn dead birds ruining the moment!
(it's more towards the end of the fill. the ChinAmeRus part)
So here's the scenario. America has a major crush on Russia and wants to spend as much time with him without making himself look suspicious(though it's blatantly obvious to everyone). Russia, being the sadistic bastard that he is, wants to mess with America a bit and recruits China to join in on the fun, together they try to make America jealous.
Eventually America snaps and publicly claims Russia. smexy times ensues!
How Russia and China makes America jealous and how America claims Russia as his is entirely up to author!anon.
Bonus: Russia tells America it was all just a joke to make him jealous and America gets extremely embarrassed.
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"Amerika?" Russia asked, hand reaching out to touch his jaw lightly.
He felt like crying. This was unfair. He was never good at all this subtle flirting stuff. "I...I..." I want you to kiss me."Is Amerika catching cold?" he asked casually, as if he was asking if it was raining outside ( ... )
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I thought for sure this was abandoned ;_;
In fact, I am so happy that...Have a five or six parts review! ^^
This update was fucking awesome, so long, and hilarious and beautiful at the end! almost in time for Christmas too ok, no, almost fittingly in time for Valentine's Day ;)
I'm absolutely in love with your writing style, particularly America's narration. Some instances:
Holy fuck, did he turn into a ninja?
"H-Hey. Y-You." He facepalmed inwardly.
America pushed down the thought that screamed that Canada was up to something. he totally is, listen to Weird Al
Ohgodohgodohgod what could it be? It was probably something fucking huge if it needed to be outside. Could it be a plane? Or a rocket? HOLY FUCKING SHIT, A SPACESHIP?!?!?! He wrenched the door open pretty hard, almost tearing the door off its hinges. Lol, spaceship. That would be the ultimate AmeRus gift.
The sound was akin to choirs of cherubs singing the Star-Spangled banner. America would have shed tears of admiration. Nothing ( ... )
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Hahaha, this entire part was fucking brilliant. It's so like America to get vindictive and take out the Soviet games, lol. And this America quickly took them and threw them across the room. Somebody yelped in pain as they got hit by the plastic cases. MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING AT WORK THANK YOU >.<
feeling a little guilty at rigging the secret Santa assignments. Russia really seemed to be buying that they keep getting each other out of a computer glitch. He felt bad for lying to him to his face.He's so innocent and cute, it makes me feel a little bad that Russia is playing with him so much. How will he react when Russia confesses the truth ( ... )
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And their names are superperfect, and just became my headcanon (Oz and Kiwi, lol). I really like your UK brothers, Wales acting more mature as they're older, like an uncle and got fucking sexy when he held his authority over Scotland, and Scotland being such a drunk jerk, hahaha, making poor America paranoid with Canada I wonder if you'll explore that more. I love your take on them, man. Also, poor England...
And guess what? I have a title now! Okay, so maybe some other US-related fanfics way better than this already used this title but if I get no violent reaction, I ain't chnagin' it. :DI will be eternally amused about the fact that you ( ... )
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No, really, Russia, how can you be so cruel to this guy? I even started to think this all gone too far, but the end made me melt. It was just too cute. Though I guess that won't stop Russia from playing with America's feelings. He is mean like that XDDD
And love for your Scotland, even though I had a hard time understanding him :D
"He took a potato chip and ate it. Oh yeah"
Just as planned XDDD
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"S-So...uhm...uh..."
Russia decided to tease him. "It was very enjoyable night."
America turned purple, trembling and gulping.
Russia grinned widely. "I will be having to wear longer sleeves, da? I believe you should also be wearing high collared--"
"Hey! Uh...did you know McDonald's didn't always have Ronald McDonald for a mascot?"
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