America has the mind of a child
anonymous
December 22 2010, 03:41:26 UTC
reposting from last time, I hope I did everything right this time around ^^U
What if America is so childish because he truly is a child? His body was forced to developed to that of an adult because his lands were getting really powerful and wealthy very fast, but his mind remained like a child’s. He’s essentially a little boy trapped in the body of a gorgeous teen.
Someone tries to have sex with him and notices something’s off whether they succeed…OPanon is a perv. I’d prefer if he didn’t panic so much as he doesn’t even know what’s going on. This is the start of everyone’s suspicions. Whether Canada knows or not, I leave up to you, but he doesn’t have the same problem.
Bonuses.
- Russia has the same problem and that’s why he loves to “play with America ^J^” - England discovers the truth when he visits unannounced and meets a government-paid babysitter that makes sure he eats his veggies and doesn’t go to bed very late playing videogames. He shoos her off and takes care of him himself ^^
OMG poor Arthur, lol. The thing is, he's not feeling half as bad as he will when he realises what's up.
In the meantime, I felt bad for him during the lunch, but also amused because he was the only one sitting at the table that didn't know what was going on xD Liet is so sweet. So he was Al's caretaker in the past, right? But the Russian government hired him back. Ivan was so adorably childish too, trying to get a rise out of his ex-friend...I hope we get to see them getting along better, because they're simply adorable here. And Ivan is a genius child, solving Rubikcubes; the way he was so engrossed in it when Al was saying goodbye to Toris made me think of my autistic cousin, curiously enough. I loved when he apologised so quickly after being chastised by the Lithuanian!
I also loved the misunderstanding between Arthur and Toris, regarding the nature of his relationship with Al. It seemed...understandable, but also the cause of much future facepalming that I can't wait to see xD
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anonymous
January 17 2011, 00:08:51 UTC
I love Matt's advice. It reminds me of the advice my dad gave me all the time when I was little (except he told me to just scream really loudly and he'd come running). And I just really love Alfred's childishness. And, Ivan + Rubik's cube = <3
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anonymous
January 17 2011, 02:34:41 UTC
Oh god, this is brilliant! XD I lol'd at Russia's Rubix Cube and Lithuania's caretaker instincts and England's jealousy and Canada's protectiveness and just... EVERYTHING.
Re: Coca-Cola Nights (4/?)
anonymous
January 17 2011, 06:05:56 UTC
Yay! Alfred remembered what Mattie told him to do! Aw, Ivan. You and Alfred definetly need to have a playdate. Toris must really like mothering people, since he seems to be somewhat looking after Ivan now and was in charge of Alfred. I wonder what he thinks about it. Now I'm kind of wondering what kinds of "thinly veiled threats" Alfred made during the Cold War and whether they were actually supposed to be threats...
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anonymous
January 17 2011, 11:58:25 UTC
I LOVE Ivan being like a genius child... in fact I kinda always saw both Ivan and Alfred as kinda like savant kids. Alfred IS really smart in terms of technical thinking, after all.
Coca-Cola Nights (5/?)
anonymous
January 19 2011, 01:23:05 UTC
"Agent 34 reporting Agent 25. Over."
"Loud and clear, Agent 34. Have you retrieved Stars And Stripes? Over."
"Stars And Stripes is secure. But Iggy Stardust has a broken nose. Over."
"Why do we even call him that?... Oh sorry. Over."
"I don't know. David Bowie was a bit before my time, 25. Mother Bear is furious though. I think we may need a security detail for Iggy Stardust until Mother Bear's stopped raging. Over."
"I can't pull security details out of my ass, 34. Over."
"There is a reason we gave him the codename Mother Bear, 25. Over."
Coca-Cola Nights (5/?)
anonymous
January 19 2011, 01:26:22 UTC
By the time they had found a security detail for Arthur and sent it on its way, Matthew had found his hockey stick in his luggage. The meeting had been cancelled since Alfred had returned with blood on his shirt and a couple of nice men in black suggesting he get into the car right this moment please, yes Mr. Jones, thank you, and so they were alone.
Arthur looked at the Canadian, sighed, and stuffed a tampon up one of his nostrils.
"I would really like to know what I did wrong before you maul me with that piece of hockey equipment, Matthew," he said in a withering tone somewhat hampered by the nasal cadence of his voice.
"You molested Alfred, you goddamn imperial perv," Matthew said in a low tone that only signified him getting angrier. "Why can't you leave the Americas alone, for once"Alfred's a consenting adult," Arthur snapped. "And he doesn't need you protecting his virtue. I think our altercation proves that. So your assault is unnecessary
( ... )
Re: Coca-Cola Nights (5/?)
anonymous
January 19 2011, 01:50:25 UTC
I just discovered this little gem, and I'm loving it. Not a McDonald's reference, I swear! Although it gives an ENTIRELY new perspective on my Cold War studies, I have to admit ...
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anonymous
January 19 2011, 05:20:23 UTC
Is it bad that that walkie talkie convo is my favorite part of the fill so far? Probably. But the Iggy Stardust codename seriously made me bust up laughing. I thought Canada might have forgiven England just a bit too quickly, but I am glad that he explained everything.
Re: Coca-Cola Nights (5/?)
anonymous
January 19 2011, 05:28:48 UTC
This... is.... so... CUTE!!! <333 They're so believably childish, with the "I'm not talking to you," and "I was just trying to trick you." Ivan is actually an adorable little boy, he seems like he'd be so nice if he wasn't so dangerous. Hearts for Mommy!Toris and SUPER HEARTS for MAMA BEAR!MATT! I'd be overtired looking after an overgrown man-child like Alfred too, but at least he has Arthur to help now. I love Alfred's interactions with his citizens, and how they all treat him like the favorite neighborhood kid. (And how they warn their daughters off him. Reminds me a bit of Mice and Men.) I just can't wait for more little boy Alfred stories! <3
...I haven't used that many exclaimation points in quite a while. XD
What if America is so childish because he truly is a child? His body was forced to developed to that of an adult because his lands were getting really powerful and wealthy very fast, but his mind remained like a child’s.
He’s essentially a little boy trapped in the body of a gorgeous teen.
Someone tries to have sex with him and notices something’s off whether they succeed…OPanon is a perv. I’d prefer if he didn’t panic so much as he doesn’t even know what’s going on. This is the start of everyone’s suspicions.
Whether Canada knows or not, I leave up to you, but he doesn’t have the same problem.
Bonuses.
- Russia has the same problem and that’s why he loves to “play with America ^J^”
- England discovers the truth when he visits unannounced and meets a government-paid babysitter that makes sure he eats his veggies and doesn’t go to bed very late playing videogames. He shoos her off and takes care of him himself ^^
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good job Mattie, you taught the boy well :DDD
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In the meantime, I felt bad for him during the lunch, but also amused because he was the only one sitting at the table that didn't know what was going on xD
Liet is so sweet. So he was Al's caretaker in the past, right? But the Russian government hired him back. Ivan was so adorably childish too, trying to get a rise out of his ex-friend...I hope we get to see them getting along better, because they're simply adorable here. And Ivan is a genius child, solving Rubikcubes; the way he was so engrossed in it when Al was saying goodbye to Toris made me think of my autistic cousin, curiously enough. I loved when he apologised so quickly after being chastised by the Lithuanian!
I also loved the misunderstanding between Arthur and Toris, regarding the nature of his relationship with Al. It seemed...understandable, but also the cause of much future facepalming that I can't wait to see xD
freddy!Al in Halloween, dawwwwwwwww ~~
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Recaptcha: "giving afaxed". So kind, afaxed!
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Aw, Ivan. You and Alfred definetly need to have a playdate.
Toris must really like mothering people, since he seems to be somewhat looking after Ivan now and was in charge of Alfred. I wonder what he thinks about it.
Now I'm kind of wondering what kinds of "thinly veiled threats" Alfred made during the Cold War and whether they were actually supposed to be threats...
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"Loud and clear, Agent 34. Have you retrieved Stars And Stripes? Over."
"Stars And Stripes is secure. But Iggy Stardust has a broken nose. Over."
"Why do we even call him that?... Oh sorry. Over."
"I don't know. David Bowie was a bit before my time, 25. Mother Bear is furious though. I think we may need a security detail for Iggy Stardust until Mother Bear's stopped raging. Over."
"I can't pull security details out of my ass, 34. Over."
"There is a reason we gave him the codename Mother Bear, 25. Over."
"... I'll see what I can do. End transmission."
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Arthur looked at the Canadian, sighed, and stuffed a tampon up one of his nostrils.
"I would really like to know what I did wrong before you maul me with that piece of hockey equipment, Matthew," he said in a withering tone somewhat hampered by the nasal cadence of his voice.
"You molested Alfred, you goddamn imperial perv," Matthew said in a low tone that only signified him getting angrier. "Why can't you leave the Americas alone, for once"Alfred's a consenting adult," Arthur snapped. "And he doesn't need you protecting his virtue. I think our altercation proves that. So your assault is unnecessary ( ... )
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And I'm also glad that Arthur coming onto him was a misunderstanding rather than him really trying to take advantage of Alfred.
Can't wait to see more!
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...I haven't used that many exclaimation points in quite a while. XD
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Good lord that is so perfect. That is my own personal nickname for England from now until the end of time.
Why can't you leave the Americas alone for once you goddamn imperial perv.
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