It all started with Italy deciding he was sick of ridicule for not reading The Atmosphere. “It’s apparently very popular, like The Prince or Harry Potter! I love to read so it seems silly I haven’t read the Atmosphere yet!”
“I totally get ripped for that all the time!” America exclaimed. “’You don’t read The Atmosphere, you don’t even know what the Atmosphere is, blah blah blah fish and chips!’ Well if SOMEONE would just LEND it to me maybe I could read it too
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[Part 14] World War Uke (UKUS v. Gerita) (2/?)
anonymous
April 21 2011, 23:53:19 UTC
"Anyhow, none of this would have happened if YOU," America looked at Germany, "were awesome enough to have Barnes & Noble."
Germany's patience was wearing rather thin by now. "Nein, none of this would have happened if YOU remembered you're NOT IN THE UNITED STATES. And learn to ask for directions, du dummkopf schlampe!"
America hadn't had a clue what he said, but England hissed, "I beg your pardon! If you recall this was all ITALY'S idea in the first place because HE thinks the atmosphere is a BOOK!"
"So did America!"
Meanwhile, America had found a pin, which he pushed to Italy with his foot. The latter dried his tears and picked the lock. Neither noticed the imminent declaration of war.
"All done!"
"Awesome job little guy!" Freed from the chains, America easily kicked open the back of the truck. "Let's go!"
The four left the truck, which crashed into a tree from the force of America's blow. As the nation laughed arrogantly, the other three looked around.
"Scheisse. We're in Switzerland," Germany muttered darkly
( ... )
[Part 14] World War Uke (UKUS v. Gerita) (3/?)
anonymous
April 21 2011, 23:53:54 UTC
Being the consummate host and also hoping to get the “battles” underway, France invited his four guests out to a dinner at the fanciest restaurant in Paris (“It’s got nothing on the Ritz,” England commented with no lack of bitterness) after buying them all nice clothes as well. Canada was a bit ashamed at his boyfriend’s blatant provocation, but he also didn’t stop him.
“I haven’t had a good plate of pasta in so long I’ve almost forgotten what it tastes like,” Italy cooed as he patiently waited for his dinner.
“You had it for breakfast,” Germany reminded him before remembering the scenario. “And by the way, you’re the best chef I’ve ever met. I will gladly go to my grave eating your pasta.”
France sniggered. England was hasty to declare, “Well, America has people to cook for him, what with his vastly superior economy
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Re: [Part 14] World War Uke (UKUS v. Gerita) (3/?)
anonymous
April 22 2011, 02:11:54 UTC
Holy shit...no way...NO WAY O: YOU DID IT. Ive been looking for this epic adventure of finding the atmosphere since FOREVER. yes! Your writing style just works so well with this type of humor.
lol I wonder how UK will feel once he realizes that America is just doing it for fun and not because he can't read the atmosphere (this is canon).
Re: [Part 14] World War Uke (UKUS v. Gerita) (3/?)
anonymous
April 23 2011, 22:25:35 UTC
My god! This is so cute and cracktastic! You have all of these characters so down pat, and it makes me feel all kinds a warm and fuzzy. Totally stalking this fill (hides in the bushes)
Re: [Part 14] World War Uke (UKUS v. Gerita) (3/?)
anonymous
April 24 2011, 20:52:11 UTC
Duuuuuude! This is awesome! great awesome amazing job!
But some things I must correct here.
You can't say 'du dummkopf schlampe'. It's like saying 'you Asshole whore'. If you want to say 'stupid whore' you have to say 'dumme Schlampe'. Also 'Scheisse' is spelled with an ß. It's 'Scheiße'....OuO But still, awesome job!
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It all started with Italy deciding he was sick of ridicule for not reading The Atmosphere. “It’s apparently very popular, like The Prince or Harry Potter! I love to read so it seems silly I haven’t read the Atmosphere yet!”
“I totally get ripped for that all the time!” America exclaimed. “’You don’t read The Atmosphere, you don’t even know what the Atmosphere is, blah blah blah fish and chips!’ Well if SOMEONE would just LEND it to me maybe I could read it too ( ... )
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Germany's patience was wearing rather thin by now. "Nein, none of this would have happened if YOU remembered you're NOT IN THE UNITED STATES. And learn to ask for directions, du dummkopf schlampe!"
America hadn't had a clue what he said, but England hissed, "I beg your pardon! If you recall this was all ITALY'S idea in the first place because HE thinks the atmosphere is a BOOK!"
"So did America!"
Meanwhile, America had found a pin, which he pushed to Italy with his foot. The latter dried his tears and picked the lock. Neither noticed the imminent declaration of war.
"All done!"
"Awesome job little guy!" Freed from the chains, America easily kicked open the back of the truck. "Let's go!"
The four left the truck, which crashed into a tree from the force of America's blow. As the nation laughed arrogantly, the other three looked around.
"Scheisse. We're in Switzerland," Germany muttered darkly ( ... )
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“I haven’t had a good plate of pasta in so long I’ve almost forgotten what it tastes like,” Italy cooed as he patiently waited for his dinner.
“You had it for breakfast,” Germany reminded him before remembering the scenario. “And by the way, you’re the best chef I’ve ever met. I will gladly go to my grave eating your pasta.”
France sniggered. England was hasty to declare, “Well, America has people to cook for him, what with his vastly superior economy ( ... )
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America & Italy are the best dumb/bad-asses evar! Love your England & Germany too!
Please please continue, author!anon! Your writing is just too awesome not to!
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Your writing style just works so well with this type of humor.
lol I wonder how UK will feel once he realizes that America is just doing it for fun and not because he can't read the atmosphere (this is canon).
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I've actually read The Atmosphere before, so if Italy and America keep trying, they just might find it! XD
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DEAR ANON!!! ;O; THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANYOUUUU<33333333
I AM ROLLING WITH LAUGHTER THIS IS PERFECT AHHAHAHA oooh Al and Feli are so derp<3 I love them.
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I hope to continue pleasing :D Although I noticed you called them by their human names - is that a preference? I have no problem catering <3
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT WITH THIS PLEASING THING. <3333
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Also, this fill is epic. And I don't even like USUK.
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Can't wait for more, author!anon. :]
And if the contest is "who can eat more?", America wins. Period. XD
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Pff and you started it off by alluding to Machiavelli. You win everything.
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But some things I must correct here.
You can't say 'du dummkopf schlampe'. It's like saying 'you Asshole whore'. If you want to say 'stupid whore' you have to say 'dumme Schlampe'. Also 'Scheisse' is spelled with an ß. It's 'Scheiße'....OuO But still, awesome job!
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