Roughing It (1a/1)
anonymous
July 22 2011, 18:44:34 UTC
They should have been home hours ago. In fact, they never should have left. America was a complete and total idiot. What kind of moron gets lost on his own lands? What kind of moron even ponders wandering into the depths of the “Deep South?”
And what possessed Canada to follow him?
“It’s going to get dark soon, mate. We have to stop wasting time and get shelter and food. Don’t you know anything about surviving in the bush?”
Canada’s nose wrinkled as he stepped in another patch of slick mud. This was nothing like the “bush” that Australia was referring to.
“But I know that if we keep walking we’ll manage to get out of here!”
Ah, right. It was because America had asked Canada to trust him. Canada never learned that when America asked you to do that, it was precisely the time you shouldn’t. Apparently neither had Australia
( ... )
Roughing It (1b/1)
anonymous
July 22 2011, 18:45:29 UTC
Two hours later, with a fire prepared to cook whatever they found and adequate cover for the night ready, Canada was starting to get worried. The sun was already beginning its fast descent and there was no sign of America or Australia. Had something happened to them? He jumped as a branch broke behind him and the two nations emerged, each carrying a large catfish. America was soaked from head to toe, and Australia was similarly wet from the waist down
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Re: Roughing It (1b/1)
anonymous
July 23 2011, 01:05:29 UTC
*reads the last line* PFFFFFFFFT *hacking cough* ...There goes my lemonade :(
Gotta love the Deep South. And noodling. Such a fun word not such a fun method of fishing, though. I lol'd at Australia calling America out on the "everything wants to kill you" animal stereotype. Nice to see a swamp fill. :) But you still owe me a new glass of lemonade...loljk
All goes well until they get themselves lost in about the most hellish place you can: the swamps of America's Deep South.
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And what possessed Canada to follow him?
“It’s going to get dark soon, mate. We have to stop wasting time and get shelter and food. Don’t you know anything about surviving in the bush?”
Canada’s nose wrinkled as he stepped in another patch of slick mud. This was nothing like the “bush” that Australia was referring to.
“But I know that if we keep walking we’ll manage to get out of here!”
Ah, right. It was because America had asked Canada to trust him. Canada never learned that when America asked you to do that, it was precisely the time you shouldn’t. Apparently neither had Australia ( ... )
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PFFFFFFFFT *hacking cough*
...There goes my lemonade :(
Gotta love the Deep South. And noodling. Such a fun word not such a fun method of fishing, though.
I lol'd at Australia calling America out on the "everything wants to kill you" animal stereotype.
Nice to see a swamp fill. :)
But you still owe me a new glass of lemonade...loljk
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