Because we need more Retarded Brothers Love...
anonymous
June 1 2009, 11:07:08 UTC
America/Australia/Canada: Tired of being called a city boy by his two nature-orientated brothers, America decides to take them on a tour of America's untamed wilderness.
All goes well until they get themselves lost in about the most hellish place you can: the swamps of America's Deep South.
Bonuses to tie into the story: #1.) Someone ends up wrestling an alligator. #2.) Someone (preferably Australia) gets scared/freaks out over an alligator snapping turtle and spouts some variation of the line "At least my turtles don't try to kill me!"( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Snapping_Turtle ) #3.) Someone attempts to fish using the noodling technique ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling ) #4.) They discover they have been only about a mile from a highway the entire time.
Intimacy is preferred (somehow) but not required. ♥
All goes well until they get themselves lost in about the most hellish place you can: the swamps of America's Deep South.
Bonuses to tie into the story:
#1.) Someone ends up wrestling an alligator.
#2.) Someone (preferably Australia) gets scared/freaks out over an alligator snapping turtle and spouts some variation of the line "At least my turtles don't try to kill me!"( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Snapping_Turtle )
#3.) Someone attempts to fish using the noodling technique ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling )
#4.) They discover they have been only about a mile from a highway the entire time.
Intimacy is preferred (somehow) but not required. ♥
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