Past-Part Fills Part 7

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!!! Discussion about moving the kink meme to Dreamwidth!!!

Past-Part Fills Part Seven

Fills from past parts can go here!
Fills from the current part (part 22) MUST go in that part's post until it is full.

Link to the original request (and if an ongoing fill, any previous chapters/sections).

Don't forget to link your new fill at the fill

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Supersize Me (1a/1)

[anonymous]

Fill-A-Day!Anon presents you with Day 14! I've been writing one fic a day for two weeks! It's hard to believe, hahaha. Anyway, I'd like to thank my co-worker Sophie, because she and I spent our entire shift coming up with superhero puns, but mostly puns to go with the Nefarious Knitter. Enjoy, and I'll see you all tomorrow!

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Alfred F. Jones was your average man.

He had an average office job which paid an average income, and he lived in an average apartment with his even more average brother.

But he had a secret.

“Alfred, Alfred!”

Alfred turned from the television, momentarily pausing his racing game. “What’s up, Matthew?”

“It’s terrible!” Matthew cried. “The Nefarious Knitter is robbing the Hetaliopolis Central Bank!”

He stood up then, throwing his controller across the room and adopting a serious expression.

It was time for the Hamburger Helper to save the day.

***At a speed only attainable by a man of incredible power, Alfred raced to the nearest McDonald’s, dashing

Supersize Me (1b/1) *end*

[anonymous]

His nemesis looked conflicted for a moment, before he quietly said, “I will show you.” Slowly, the Nefarious Knitter brought his hands to his face, removing the mask to reveal his identity

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[anonymous]

Loved this!! XDD

The puns, the names, the mayor, the EVERYTHING! XDD ♥

So much lovely cheese, only thing missing (the toothpicked olive on top of the cheese cube, if you will) was the classic kiss in the sunset-ending. I'm not complaining though! This was fantabulous, I absolutely loved Arthur's supervillain weapons, so adorable! 8D~

GJ, anon! o/ ♥

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[anonymous]

I lost it at It was time for the Hamburger Helper to save the day.

XD This was too funny. The puns, the weapons! God, the mayor! ROFL! This was so cheesy but so awesome at the same time.

Re: Supersize Me (1b/1) *end*

[anonymous]

Hamburger Helper? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OW MY DIAPHRAGM! XD

I want giant knitting needles. *o*

You're so cool, anon! <3

I Re: Supersize Me (1b/1) *end*

[anonymous]

I said this about your fill-a-day work before and I will say it again...GEM! Absolutely brilliantly funny. I loved all the cheesy puns, and the ending was adorable. Where are you de-anoning??

Fill-A-Day!Anon

[anonymous]

On FFnet. It's up to you to find it my account itself, though. (That shouldn't be too hard though hahahah)

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[anonymous]

loling at everything.

loving this alliteration: “Stop right there, you sinister spinster!”

Wow, alfie, I'm impressed.