Past-Part Fills Part 7

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Past-Part Fills Part Seven

Fills from past parts can go here!
Fills from the current part (part 22) MUST go in that part's post until it is full.

Link to the original request (and if an ongoing fill, any previous chapters/sections).

Don't forget to link your new fill at the fill

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One Weekend [1a/?]

[anonymous]

Original prompt: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=90603479#t90603479 Dumb!Writer!Anon is a newbie and plans to be here until someone says otherwise. This story is UK/US, and will switch between England's and Tony's POV, and uh, the cat won't be in it too much. *takes deep breath* Here goes nothing...
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“Damn it Prussia! He always cheats…” the words disappeared in a mutter as America settled back on the couch, Tony scooting over to give him more room. At least the Xbox controller didn’t connect with the TV screen like it did the last time the wily Prussian cheated (it had scared America’s pet cat, Britannia, senseless. America had spent the next seven hours trying to coax the Scottish Fold out from underneath the couch

One Weekend [5a/10]

[anonymous]

It took England a few minutes to properly wake up the next morning, wiped out as he was from last night’s events. After setting those federal agents on Tony, he’d set up and maintained an invisible magical barrier around himself for the entire fireworks show because frankly, he wanted to enjoy his evening with America, not worry about a pissy alien with anger management issues. It had been well past midnight when he, America and Tony got back to America’s house, and all three were exhausted to the point where Tony wandered off without insulting England for the nth time that day while the two nations collapsed in bed upstairs

One Weekend [5b/10]

[anonymous]

Grumbling to himself now, England went to the refrigerator with a newfound determination. Before taking the milk out of refrigerator, he tested the handle by pressing a paper napkin to it. After it immediately fell off, he deemed the milk safe to carry and brought it back to the counter.

Bet Tony thought I couldn’t make breakfast one-handed. Hah! After pouring the milk, the kettle went off, its shrill whistle reverberating throughout the kitchen. Opening the cupboard, England was slightly miffed to find that the two teacups he usually kept at America’s house were gone, replaced by three new souvenir coffee mugs. One said ‘Boston Tea Party 1775’, and had a cartoon teacup filled to the brim with a ship floating in it, carrying a familiar flag. The middle mug said ‘Saratoga, NY’, and the third said, ‘Yorktown, VA’. England knew that America couldn’t have put them there; while he was less than serious most of the time, the Revolution was a topic that both he and England had silently agreed to move on from and not use as a weapon

One Weekend [5c/10]

[anonymous]

The coffeemaker beeped, but England ignored it. Instead, he studied what he thought was a clean floor, noting that there was no pattern to the glue splotches, as though someone had covered themselves with it and rolled around all over the place - light green powder lined each splotch.

Meow.England turned to the dining/living room entrance, and raised a bushy eyebrow in surprise

One Weekend [5d/10]

[anonymous]

Unfortunately, England was now stuck to the floor. He couldn’t see Tony either, which made him feel not only wary, but powerless as well.

He finally (reluctantly) admitted to himself that he was going to need help. He took a deep breath and bellowed, “America!”

Crash! Thump, thump, crash!

My hero. England thought dryly. He sighed, and resigned himself to waiting as he heard America fall out of bed and stumble around the room in a blind panic, no doubt trying to dress himself and figure out what was wrong at the same time. Then there was a rapid pounding sound as America tore down the stairs in a flying panic

Re: One Weekend [5d/10]

[anonymous]

The classics are always best. But Tony shouldn't have done that to a kitty! It's wrong! :[

So what are you saying, a!a? Cat abuse originated in Canada? XD

A!A

[anonymous]

Nah, meant it as a fun fact since most people associate sphynx cats with Egypt. Learned it while researching for another project.

And I am not condoning cat abuse with this chapter, that was never my intention. I do apologize if it came across that way.

Re: One Weekend [5d/10]

[anonymous]

Tony, that's terrible! England give him your best(worst). Make it hurt!

Tony is diabolical. The way that was all planned....that was...scary.

Re: One Weekend [5d/10]

[anonymous]

Tony tries :)

Re: One Weekend [5d/10]

[anonymous]

This story keeps getting better! I'm very curious as to how England will retaliate, now that Tony has upped the ante. Tony's diabolical, but England has age and wiliness on his side.

And that poor kitty! I hope that glue can be washed off.

Looking forward to more!

A!A

[anonymous]

Don't worry, the glue does wash off. America's practiced at handling Tony - Britannia incidents.

One Weekend [6a/10]

[anonymous]

In all the excitement of that morning, Tony had forgotten that cats really knew how to hold grudges

One Weekend [6b/10]

[anonymous]

The winged creatures - fairies?? - moved first, lightly zapping Tony on the nose before grabbing the book he’d reflexively dropped to shield himself from further attacks. Swearing, Tony lunged for the floating book, but missed and landed face-first on the floor instead.

Laughing, the fairies flew higher, keeping the book just out of reach as Tony jumped (unsuccessfully) for it again, nearly colliding with England this time. Swearing at the startled Englishman in his native language, Tony took off after his floating book, shrieking at the laughing fairies while the book disappeared around the corner and down the hall.

Tony was so engrossed in the chase that as soon as he rounded the corner after the escaping book, he barreled straight into America.

“Whoa, easy there, buddy. Did England threaten you or something?” he asked, steadying Tony before stepping back to scrutinize Tony. “He didn’t hurt you or anything, did he?”

… yes and no. “No, there were fairies that took my book!” Tony snapped, frustrated that for once, he

One Weekend [6c/10]

[anonymous]

Down the hall, around the corner and up the stairs Tony went. The fairies, now that they were out of America’s nonexistent radar, seemed to suddenly swarm, multiplying several times in size before they started trying to zap him. Swearing viciously, Tony briefly debated throwing things after them in the hopes of whacking one out of the air, but decided not too; he didn’t want America to think that he was completely off his rocker, and throwing objects and swearing at empty air was a surefire way to do that

One Weekend [6d/10]

[anonymous]

Tony was about to scoff and mock the Englishman for reading too much Harry Potter when he heard a faint clicking sound coming up the hall. Confused, England turned to the hall as well, but smiled when a small object shot through the open door. “Ah, you didn’t have it on you,” he said, catching the keycard in his fingers and studying it closely. Tony felt slightly sick when he realized it was his workshop keycard

Re: One Weekend [6d/10]

[anonymous]

FAIRIES! Hahaha England almost seems to have too many advantages at this point. Funny thing about aliens, they're often said to be the modern equivalent to the old fae legends.