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There Alfred meets a group of young people trying to "cure" themselves of their homosexuality, one of those people is punk Arthur kirkland.
Million bonus points: If you know what movie this is parody of
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Alfred blinked. “Inappropriate, like swearing?”
“No.”
Alfred stared as the boy lounging on one of the beds turned away from the book he was reading. A cigarette dangled from his mouth and Alfred couldn’t take his eyes off of it.
“Inappropriate like fucking.” The cigarette bobbled as the boy’s full, red lips moved. His accent was thick and English.
“O-oh.” Alfred felt his face turning red. God. He wasn’t naïve! He was just startled. Especially by the accent and that boy had lips fuller and more kissable than Maddie’s or even Gabriel’s!
“You get caught in the throes of sodomy, and well, you’re gone.” He cocked his head to the side. “Oh. You’re a toff, wait, let me explain what sodomy is-”
“I KNOW WHAT SODOMY IS!” Alfred shrieked, clutching his hospital gown to him. He did not like the way the British boy was looking at him ( ... )
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(Isn't a toff an upper class person? I don't get the reference)
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Toff is looking more and more like the wrong word. I was going to put jock but that sounds like very American slang. Is there a British slang word that means "athletic" with connotations of "stupid"? OR would Arthur use jock? (I spent a long time googling British slang unsuccessfully)
I don't think the bi-derail would work. They'd probably be told they were extra bad for choosing to be gay then (pick a character you want to be bi and we'll see). Or be told it's even easier since you DO feel heterosexual desires.
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Maddie did dress sexy for him, Alfred wanted to say. She picked out all sorts of pretty bras and panties and matched them so perfectly. It was the best kind of sexy because only Alfred knew about it. But Maddie’s parents would kill her if they found out what she and Alfred had been doing. He couldn’t risk that getting back to her parents. He’d just have to be the hero and play along.
“Well, I guess,” Alfred said. He shrugged.
“Have you had sex with her?” Roderich asked, leaning in.
Alfred’s face turned bright red.
“No! I’m a Christian and she’s Catholic. Cath-tho-lic. No sex before marriage. Duh ( ... )
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“I’m a homosexual.”
He couldn’t believe it. Couldn’t believe that he’d just uttered those words. Couldn’t believe that it was true. Even though he was a quarterback-star quarterback-he was a faggot. A cocksucker. He’d die of AIDS just like Uncle Frederick. He’d been that way all along and everyone knew. Wiping his nose, Alfred stared out at the blurry campers. He didn’t want to cry. That’d be really gay ( ... )
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So happy for an update! I like the supporting cast too. Can't wait til Arthur gets Alfred alone :3
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I chose Josefina after the American Girl Doll of the same name.
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A!Anon is ditzy. At first I was going to add part 7, but I haven't double spaced it or counted out the characters, so no.
So a more detailed poll.
Alfred dreams then wanks to Ludwig. Ludwig is basically an older (dreamier) version of himself wearing better suits. It's going to make it hard to meet Ludwig's eyes.
Alfred dreams about Roderich and wakes up horrified. Feliks comforts him in a nonsexual manner.
Alfred dreams about then wanks to Gabriel.
My preference is Gabriel. Who also has green eyes. Unless I mentioned they were blue. In which case they're actually blue-green and Alfred is shit at observation.
captcha says "coincides cangur"
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I hope arthur tops <3
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Dinner was inside the large dining room. Marianne had set out a lovely buffet and was standing by it. Alfred slowly served himself from the buffet. Marianne smiled at him.
“Go, take some more, the first day’s always the hardest,” she said.
Alfred nodded. There was so much to choose from. Juicy ham, peas with little pearl onions mixed in, green beans steamed in butter with slivered almonds, creamy mashed potatoes, salad, and, oddly enough, large sausages.
“It all look so good,” Alfred said politely.
“My grandmama’s recipes. Except.” Marianne wrinkled her long aristocratic nose. “For the sausages.”
“Oh?”
“Arthur requested them,” Marianne said. She sighed dramatically. “And I live to serve, so sausages it is ( ... )
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