Hetalia kink meme part 23

Jun 03, 2012 14:54


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England/America But I'm a Quarterback anonymous August 2 2012, 15:07:17 UTC
High school senior Alfred Jones is an all american kid, he the school uarterback, on the honor roll, and dating the head cheerleader. However-- his family and friends suspect that Alfred is in fact gay, and send him to a camp to convert its campers to heterosexuality.

There Alfred meets a group of young people trying to "cure" themselves of their homosexuality, one of those people is punk Arthur kirkland.

Million bonus points: If you know what movie this is parody of

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But I'm a Quarterback 5b/? anonymous December 27 2012, 22:58:06 UTC
“Sorry I’m late, sir?” A smaller, delicate, and very effeminate boy appeared by Alfred’s side. Roderich looked Alfred up and down, his eyes lingering on Alfred’s arms. Crossing his arms over his chest, Alfred looked at the boy then back at Ludwig. Okay, Alfred could see why that boy was here. But he, Alfred F. Jones, was straight ( ... )

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But I'm a Quarterback 5c/? anonymous December 27 2012, 23:08:29 UTC
“This is where we sleep.” Roderich sighed fondly. “The beds aren’t terribly comfortable, and we have to have our beds made so Ludwig can inspect them. Oh, and there’s no inappropriate behavior.”

Alfred blinked. “Inappropriate, like swearing?”

“No.”

Alfred stared as the boy lounging on one of the beds turned away from the book he was reading. A cigarette dangled from his mouth and Alfred couldn’t take his eyes off of it.

“Inappropriate like fucking.” The cigarette bobbled as the boy’s full, red lips moved. His accent was thick and English.

“O-oh.” Alfred felt his face turning red. God. He wasn’t naïve! He was just startled. Especially by the accent and that boy had lips fuller and more kissable than Maddie’s or even Gabriel’s!

“You get caught in the throes of sodomy, and well, you’re gone.” He cocked his head to the side. “Oh. You’re a toff, wait, let me explain what sodomy is-”

“I KNOW WHAT SODOMY IS!” Alfred shrieked, clutching his hospital gown to him. He did not like the way the British boy was looking at him ( ... )

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Re: But I'm a Quarterback 5c/? anonymous December 28 2012, 08:02:32 UTC
*cough* Ludwig sounded almost..impassioned..when reciting those fantasies, lol. American football is pretty gay, though. Look at all the butt-patting! I wonder if anyone tried to derail the group therapy by insisting they were bisexual..

(Isn't a toff an upper class person? I don't get the reference)

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A!Anon anonymous December 28 2012, 10:05:00 UTC
Yes. (The Belle and Sebastian song is 'Lord Anthony')

Toff is looking more and more like the wrong word. I was going to put jock but that sounds like very American slang. Is there a British slang word that means "athletic" with connotations of "stupid"? OR would Arthur use jock? (I spent a long time googling British slang unsuccessfully)

I don't think the bi-derail would work. They'd probably be told they were extra bad for choosing to be gay then (pick a character you want to be bi and we'll see). Or be told it's even easier since you DO feel heterosexual desires.

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But I'm a Quarterback 6a/? anonymous December 30 2012, 21:11:33 UTC
InitiationRoderich had been irritatingly vague about what the first step entailed. He hadn’t told Alfred anything useful. Just mentioned something about how Alfred’s would go faster as he led Alfred into a large room. Everyone sat in a small semi-circle around an uncomfortable looking wooden chair. A bright blue ribbon was tied around it, going over the top of the chair and across the seat. Alfred looked at Ludwig ( ... )

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But I'm a Quarterback 6b/? anonymous December 30 2012, 21:12:20 UTC
“I’m Seamus. I love Shakespearean theatre.” A pale ginger stood up. His accent was lilting and musical. If he were a girl, Alfred would be totally, completely and irrevocably in love with him. As it was, he was already half in love. “And I’m a homosexual ( ... )

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But I'm a Quarterback 6c/? anonymous December 30 2012, 21:13:26 UTC
“But she should want to,” Roderich said. “You know, she should want to look nice for you.” Alfred thought he heard Roderich add in a whisper: “I’d dress sexy for you.” But that couldn’t be right! Why would Roderich say that?

Maddie did dress sexy for him, Alfred wanted to say. She picked out all sorts of pretty bras and panties and matched them so perfectly. It was the best kind of sexy because only Alfred knew about it. But Maddie’s parents would kill her if they found out what she and Alfred had been doing. He couldn’t risk that getting back to her parents. He’d just have to be the hero and play along.

“Well, I guess,” Alfred said. He shrugged.

“Have you had sex with her?” Roderich asked, leaning in.

Alfred’s face turned bright red.

“No! I’m a Christian and she’s Catholic. Cath-tho-lic. No sex before marriage. Duh ( ... )

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But I'm a Quarterback 6d/? anonymous December 30 2012, 21:32:14 UTC
He was-no! He couldn’t be! He couldn’t be like them. He stared out at the campers. He wasn’t like them. Was he?

“I’m a homosexual.”

He couldn’t believe it. Couldn’t believe that he’d just uttered those words. Couldn’t believe that it was true. Even though he was a quarterback-star quarterback-he was a faggot. A cocksucker. He’d die of AIDS just like Uncle Frederick. He’d been that way all along and everyone knew. Wiping his nose, Alfred stared out at the blurry campers. He didn’t want to cry. That’d be really gay ( ... )

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Re: But I'm a Quarterback 6d/? anonymous December 31 2012, 01:39:31 UTC
I love this story^^

So happy for an update! I like the supporting cast too. Can't wait til Arthur gets Alfred alone :3

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Re: But I'm a Quarterback 6d/? anonymous December 31 2012, 07:05:48 UTC
Aw, you're making poor Austria creepy. Is Yao really that masculine in Chinese? I like your choice for Mexico. Usually she's a Maria, but Josefina brings to mind her imperial roots. Is Seamus North Ireland?

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A!Anon + poll on sex scene anonymous December 31 2012, 12:02:26 UTC
Yes, Seamus is North Ireland. China's characterization is completely based off of Dolph's from the movie as I'm not terribly familiar with China. And Dolph is a cool character. If you have any pointers for a complex China characterization, I'd love to hear them.

I chose Josefina after the American Girl Doll of the same name.

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actual poll on sex scene. anonymous December 31 2012, 12:10:07 UTC
ALSO: do y'all want a dream sex scene (that could turn into Alfred wanking off)? I'm thinking about not using Arthur for this one. I'm saving him for the infamous sex scene in the movie.

A!Anon is ditzy. At first I was going to add part 7, but I haven't double spaced it or counted out the characters, so no.

So a more detailed poll.

Alfred dreams then wanks to Ludwig. Ludwig is basically an older (dreamier) version of himself wearing better suits. It's going to make it hard to meet Ludwig's eyes.

Alfred dreams about Roderich and wakes up horrified. Feliks comforts him in a nonsexual manner.

Alfred dreams about then wanks to Gabriel.

My preference is Gabriel. Who also has green eyes. Unless I mentioned they were blue. In which case they're actually blue-green and Alfred is shit at observation.

captcha says "coincides cangur"

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Re: A!Anon + poll on sex scene anonymous January 1 2013, 22:07:36 UTC
Wow, those American Girl Doll's have fantastic historical clothes. *drool* What if they made HETALIA dolls with that level detail clothes? "Get Arthur and his Coldstream Guard outfit to go with his Buckingham Palace set!"

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Re: But I'm a Quarterback 6d/? anonymous January 1 2013, 01:39:42 UTC
yay tension haha me too I can't wait

I hope arthur tops <3

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But I'm a Quarterback 7a/? (LJ has been messing up this could be a double post) anonymous January 1 2013, 14:00:36 UTC
Dinner

Dinner was inside the large dining room. Marianne had set out a lovely buffet and was standing by it. Alfred slowly served himself from the buffet. Marianne smiled at him.

“Go, take some more, the first day’s always the hardest,” she said.

Alfred nodded. There was so much to choose from. Juicy ham, peas with little pearl onions mixed in, green beans steamed in butter with slivered almonds, creamy mashed potatoes, salad, and, oddly enough, large sausages.

“It all look so good,” Alfred said politely.

“My grandmama’s recipes. Except.” Marianne wrinkled her long aristocratic nose. “For the sausages.”

“Oh?”

“Arthur requested them,” Marianne said. She sighed dramatically. “And I live to serve, so sausages it is ( ... )

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