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Religious War
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America was somewhat used to falling asleep in his bed and awakening on cold metal tables, with large-eyed strangers peering down at him-it was all part of the job, after all. What he was not used to was falling asleep in his bed, and waking in what seemed to be a cloud, surrounded by a number of glowing individuals, each eyeballing him with the same hungry expression he saw Russia give everyone. America watched the glowing figures before him with a wary smile and fidgeted under their gazes. He offered them a sheepish wave and stammered, “H-hi!”
Two of the figures exchanged weary looks. A man with a thick beard and a sword at his hip shook his head with a sigh and chided, “Typical America squirmed self-consciously under the intense scrutiny and feebly tried to bury himself in his cloud. “Erm,” he said, rather unintelligently, “What’s going on ( ... )
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Jesus glanced cagily at the other gods. Shiva was cracking his several pairs of knuckles and looking positively livid. “I don’t think ‘distressed’ is the word I’d use…” Jesus said, his voice trailing off uncertainly.
America ignored him and continued, “And as much as I’d like to give one of these guys the green light, I really can’t. ‘Cause, see, I wanted to be all about freedom and stuff, and religion kinda sorta falls under that category.” America paused for a moment, then leaned in and whispered conspiratorially, “Well, actually, it’s more like I don’t wanna have to deal with these characters-Colbert told me a couple of them are suspicious and that I shouldn’t mess around with them ( ... )
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That's amazing. Fucking AMAZING.
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the greatest thing i've ever bestowed my eyes upon
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This is amazing. I laughed so hard throughout the fic, pausing only to squee at the inclusion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Colbert, and once more to stare in mute amazement at the cleverness of America's not seeing Allah due to dirty glasses.
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XD This was great! And I loved all the little jokes, like Osiris' "Over my dead body!" and "Confucius says, back off, bitches, his ass is mine."
Oh! And that bit with "What would Jesus do?" XD XD I love you, anon!
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I absolutely lost it when the FSM came in. And oh Zeus, you want everyone under you.
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SO MUCH LOVE for including the flying spaghetti monster, by the way. Pasta flailing; such a wonderful image.
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( ... )
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Now I kind of wish I could draw.
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I died of laughter when I read that line.
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