HETALIA KINK MEME PART 4

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Something Like a Love Letter [1/?] anonymous May 24 2009, 05:46:38 UTC
I connected the second fill to this one, but just a little.
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Yo Russia!

Arthur found out about our 'gift' exchange, and told me to email you so we can stop "acting like immature gits". He just came over to me while I was in the middle of enjoying a good dozen burgers and started nagging at me! Geez, can't a guy eat in peace? He was even complaining about how he couldn't understand what I was saying while I tried to keep eating, yet he chose that time to come talk to me. He should know that a hero needs to eat!

Plus I don't see any reason why to apologize or anything. I'm sure you loved your gift as much as I loved mine. I finally found a good way to put those condoms to use!

So yeah. You can just ignore this since I only did it so Arthur could leave me alone. God he acts like he's my dad or something.

Peace out,
Alfred F. Jones

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Привет America,

I could not resist replying to your apology. At least I think that's what it was. It was hard to tell from your idiotic rambling. England is probably just concerned about us ( ... )

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [1/?] anonymous May 24 2009, 07:28:18 UTC
2nd-Fill!Anon was giggling throughout. I knew he'd use the condoms as water balloons! Hell knows we did.

I love how they take pot shots at each other between being pleasant. Amuses me, it does. XD And Ivan's "with love" had me in stitches; I called Alfred's reaction to that.

I can't wait for more~

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [1/?] anonymous May 24 2009, 11:10:06 UTC
Npnbet Russia (What does that mean anyway?)

I lol'ed ao hard at this.

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Something Like a Love Letter [2/?] anonymous May 24 2009, 23:19:14 UTC
Anon feels happy now. :3
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Yo Russia (Oh. You could've just said hello like any normal person),

I was right! I am irresistable! Says you. Why would anyone what to harm such a star-spangled face? Huh? I did? Well I'm glad you're not mad about it. It'd be much better if everybody just spoke American! It's the most common language in the world yet not everyone speaks it! Eh... I don't like the idea of being too friendly with you. The thought of what you might do gives me nightmares. But a little extra niceness is okay.

Then my mission is accomplished! Last time was um... yesterday! Yeah yesterday. We did it all night long too! I find it to be fun even if it's childish. You have fun torturing people even though it's sadistic.

Of course! Like that whole communist thing. What's up with you with that?

Peace out,
Alfred F. Jones

P.S. I can get if you just said 'Love', but you added the 'With' to it and it sounded weird. Woah for real? That's so gay.

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Hello America (I did say hello, just in another language),

I could think of a ( ... )

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [2/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 00:03:40 UTC
I'm loving this anon~!
Nightmares or not, they're still in eachothers's thoughts, hee~ ♥
And oh, Why would anyone what to harm such a star-spangled face? I laughed so hard. Wow, Al....

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [2/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 02:27:14 UTC
Please continue <3

This is strangely adorable and making me laugh so hard XD

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [3/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 04:59:20 UTC
Yo Russia (What's that supposed to mean?),

I bet you come up with any excuse to beat up poor Toris. I've heard the stories. Had I known sooner I would've bursted in like the hero I am and rescued him! Right right whatever. I'm not going to let something like that have me down! I learned my lesson the last time that happened, so shut up. That's really dumb. Why not use them the way they were supposed to be made? Uh... sure. If you want to try it. Stranger? Tell me more.

Should I be afraid that you're actually stalking me? Exactly! Family should come first, but not like that. You mean Belarus? You're an insane, sadistic bastard that always has a smile on his face who pretends to seem like an innocent child but nowhere near it. What makes me as freaky as that?!

I should've figured with that 'become one with Russia' nonsense.

I Don't Know What You're Talking About,
Alfred F. Jones

P.S. Nothing.

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Hello America (You really need to accept that not every culture is like yours),

They were perfectly good reasons. He needed to learn ( ... )

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [3/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 06:37:41 UTC
Aww, I'm loving the exchanging letters between these two so far. Keep it up!! <3

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [3/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 19:27:24 UTC
I fucking LOVE THIS!!!!! I lol'd
Russia admitting he's gay and stalking America is GOLD.
I like how America didn't say no to the dinner invite~~~
I NEED MOAR!! F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5!!!!!

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [3/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 19:56:46 UTC
...oh my god, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE. *headdesks but dies grinning*

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Something Like a Love Letter [4/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 20:39:50 UTC
Yo Russia (Hm... I guess you're right, but it's still weird!)

Duh! How do you think I won the American Revolution? Okay maybe I am, but you don't say much either! How old are you anyway? Well if you're not going to call it a date, then I won't either. Aw... I only held back like two things.

It must be because I'm so damn irresistable, huh? People are always wanting to know what their favorite hero is up to! Wait... she wants to marry you? That's just gross, man. Really? Is it some kind of poem then? ...Fuck you.

I Am Not Gay,
Alfred F. Jones

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Hello America (That would mean you are also weird),

Ah yes. Perfect example. Speaking of, isn't your birthday coming up? I thought I was being completely honest the whole time. I honestly can not remember. That's fine with me. How's tonight sound? And I held back one, so it would be fair.

That is not the case exactly, but you do seem have some idea about it. Yes she does. I do not know why. It is not a poem. Your reaction to that is kind of funny ( ... )

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [4/?] anonymous May 25 2009, 22:54:03 UTC
Haha, I'm loving where this is going so far, anon. Please continue! <3

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [4/?] anonymous May 26 2009, 00:17:59 UTC
I can't even express how much I've found that I love this ^__^

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [4/?] anonymous May 26 2009, 00:50:14 UTC
oh, glorious writer anon!
I hope you will write that DATE into a fic and post it somewhere!!!
PLEASE????

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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [4/?] anonymous May 26 2009, 15:18:03 UTC
writer!anon I love u <3
This is one of the most amazing thing i've seen and way too funny that i learned to avoid drinking tea while reading this......
communicating from "with love" all the way to arguing whether alfred is gay or not OMG LOL
and how they just arranged to date like that... wouldn't that be just too natural!!!LOL the i'll be at your place at 6 thing awwwwww hot >w<

enjoying this a lot, keep going writer!anon!!!!

with love <3

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Something Like a Love Letter [5/?] anonymous May 26 2009, 03:01:56 UTC
Anon might take that fanfic idea into consideration if Anon has any free time.Yo Ivan (Yeah I'm actually using your first name. Crazy, I know ( ... )

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